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The signs as drugs
Aries: Alcohol
Taurus: Steroids
Gemini: Salvia
Cancer: LSD
Leo: Cocaine
Virgo: Adderall
Libra: Cannabis
Scorpio: MDMA
Sagittarius: Crystal meth
Capricorn: Ritalin
Aquarius: Mushrooms
Pisces: Valium
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Adderall
Stomach: We need to eat food I think
Brain: Nah I don't think so
Stomach: No seriously, I think we should eat food
Brain: Feels fine up here
Hands: We're all shaky, dude
Mouth: I could go for some water
Stomach: DUDE EAT SOMETHING
Brain: FINE
Salivary glands: zzzzz
Mouth: Ugh it doesn't even taste good
Brain: I still don't see why this is necessary
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when you’re trying to have a good time and your mom calls you
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