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Cy: Oh the plot hole? That’s there for… Cy: ventilation.

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Bob: Chemistry? More like cheMYSTERY, because I have no idea what’s going on Star: Calculus? More like calKILLus, because a piece of my sanity dies with every equation Callie: Biology? More like BYEology because I’m out Cy: math more like no

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Star: Stop lurking! Vegeta: I’m not lurking, I’m standing quietly in the shado-- Callie: HE’S NOT STANDING STILL Cy: HE’S LYING IN WAITTTTTTTT

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Callie: I’m begging you, go get a doctor! Daniel: I’m sorry, is this your stab wound? Stay outta this. Star: Why are you like this?? Daniel: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.

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Callie: Star was washing the dishes and I heard her say "Who do you work for? Who's your contact?" while repeatedly pushing a glass under the water. Vegeta:... Callie: At least she's having fun.

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Callie: ‘Augh, I feel terrible. My stomach hurts, I can't catch my breath, and I just wanna lay in bed and not talk to anyone.’ Cy: ‘That sounds like anxiety.’ Star: ‘Uh, no. That sounds normal. I feel like that all the time.’ Callie: ‘...’ Cy: ‘...’ Literally every other Degenerate present: ‘...’ Star, after a minute of silence: ‘Ohhhhhhhhh.'

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Biagi: I’ll never forget you. Star: You won’t? Biagi: You’re too weird.

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Cy: Your dog needs meat and your kids need vaccines. End of discussion. Callie: Also your dog needs vaccines and your kids need meat. Star: Also your meat needs vaccines and your kids need dogs. Bagel: What these are all true— Vegeta: Don't mind them, it's the braincell

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Uwu: This is my ex-boyfriend Joe: sighing I told you to stop calling me that Joe: I'm her husband

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Haiku peeking under the blanket: Vegeta? Are you ready to come out and interact with other people? Vegeta: [demonic screeching] Haiku: Understandable, have a good day-

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Uwu: You love me, right, Joe? Joe: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I don’t like.

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Daniel: holding a salt packet It’s just a little sodium chloride. Cy: Actually, Daniel, it’s salt. Daniel: That’s what I said, sodium chloride. Cy: Uh Daniel, that would be salt. Star: takes salt packet from Daniel This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.

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Uwu: You're cute when you're angry. Joe: THEN I'M ABOUT TO GET FUCKING ADORABLE

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Daniel: *signing with hands* >If something happens to you over and over again, what do you think is the common denominator? Absolutely stupid bogart.< Comrade: “Why are you signing?” Daniel: “If I'm going to be an asshole, I might as well be an inclusive one.”

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cy: what if i poured coffee in my cereal instead of milk callie, taking away the coffee: what if you didn’t

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Callie: okay lets focus on the positives, what are your good traits? Star: I’m loyal, I’m persistent, I have a lot of energy, I ... I’m just describing a dog aren’t I? Callie: well yeah, but people love dogs-

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Callie, staring at Batman with a horrified expression: Do NOT call the alien a Milf.