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getting a fucking RING OF KEYS TATTOO TODAY IM CRYING

#my first tattoo i'm so so excited #ring of keys is such an important song to me and i love alison bechdel and AAAAJHHH #alison bechdel #can't wait for my little lesbian tatto

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thinking about running away lately.

lucy dacus -triple dog dare// tracy chapman- fast car// the lumineers- sleep on the floor

#all of these songs are the same #lucy dacus #the lumineers #tracy chapman

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pizza pizza me so hungy me so hungy was the most britta thing that could have happened on the show. not the time she bonded the group together through killing a frog, or her reign over the meowmeowbeenz empire, but the way she got high in almost every timeline and was hungry to a singing and dancing degree

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here's a fake interview about my me & my girlfriend that i transcribed from my head. enjoy!

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random 2000s lesbians on abandoned 16 year old flickr account you mean absolutely fucking everything to me

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the narrative: *starts the third act by repeating a scene from the first act but now it has a totally different context*

me: ohoHOhohoHOHOhoHO

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man inflation's hittin hard

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taco bell takes all those crunchwrap pictures with 40x the amount of ground beef that they will regularly allow, not permitting more than a fucking teaspoon of their meat slurry to put used per dish, and then have the unmitigated gall to tell me its worth ten dollars.

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Hate the sin and traumatize the sinner with such a amount of shame and fear that they live in constant guilt and/or kill themselves 🥰 #godislove #wwjd #spreadkindness

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me: why’d u give me an F??

teacher: you haven’t turned anything in all semester.

me: but i reblogged the lucky pencil?

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My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

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