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Please stop calling us a homophobic slur, thanks 🌈

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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Is anything more infuriating than when people describe a woman as "trapping" a man with a baby

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Justinia has never failed me. I was her Left Hand, and now she’s dead. I…failed her.

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A redraw of a 5 year old piece :)

See below for the original

#mass effect #shiara #beautiful

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People who comment "mommy mommy mommy!" on pictures of women they find attractive should have screenshots of their comments sent to their mothers

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irl tumblr meetup with the mutual circle but no one says what their url is so u have to guess who is who

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hi, this is my historical blorbina

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those posts criticizing common writing patterns in fanfiction are so fucking harmful and they ruined me

so like yknow what??? People tell you to avoid “smirk” and “chuckle” as descriptors because no one does those things (???) but then when I need to use those words I have a ten minute crisis about how I’m a shitty writer. So heres my unwarranted writing advice: If you want your characters to smirk and chuckle fucking let them and don’t let anyone tell you that no one smirks or chuckles because I do both on a daily basis whenever I tell a shitty pun, bye 

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Agnes Miller Parker - The Uncivilised Cat (1930)

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#i hope she has insurance

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

#i say miette like nyet but with an M

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

#that is amazing

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Currently obsessed with this gay pigeon couple up for adoption and I think tumblr will be obsessed with them too.

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