Kinky Questions
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
10: Top or bottom?
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
21: How big is too big:
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
23: Biggest turn on:
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
32: Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fuckin”
33: What your favorite part of your body:
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
36: What do you wear to bed?
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47: Most attractive celebrity?
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
62: Do you watch porn?
63: How small is too small?
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
70: Booty or Boobs?
71: If you had a penis/vagina, what would you name it? (opposite genitals from yours)
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina (opposite genitals from yours)
78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do? (opposite genitals from yours)
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by EmmaSpencer
“You think it’s…” Mycroft smiled at him shyly. “It seemed like a good idea at the time…” he mumbled nervously, Greg sat up and pulled him to his lap.
Words: 695, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: M/M
Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Greg Lestrade
Relationships: Mycroft Holmes/Greg Lestrade
Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Corset, Lingerie, ficklet, Smut, soft, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Boys In Love, loving their time together, Young Mycroft Holmes/Young Greg Lestrade, It is sunday after all
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Actor, screenwriter and novelist Mark Gatiss is best known for his role in The League of Gentlemen and acting in Doctor Who. Here he talks trousers, baked beans and sheds
First record you ever bought
‘Sugar, Sugar’ by the Archies.
Last time you were chatted up
1938.
First film you saw that really moved you
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, starring Dick Van Dyke and Sally Ann Howes.
Last lie you told
See second answer.
First movie you ever went on a date to
James Ivory’s A Room with a View with Helena Bonham Carter and Maggie Smith.
Last time you cried
At my wedding.
First thing you do when you’ve got time off work
Watch America’s Next Top Model with Tyra Banks.
Last time someone criticised your work
Every day. But the offenders have been killed.
Last great meal you cooked
If only there had ever been such an event.
First crush
Stuart Damon from The Champions.
Last book you read
Mrs Simpson by Charles Higham
First great piece of advice you were given
‘Nobody knows anything’.
Last extravagant purchase you made
Having a garden shed built based on Ratty’s house in Wind in the Willows.
Last time you were star struck
Meeting my teenage idol John Foxx from Ultravox for tea.
First thing you’d do if you ran the country
Safeguard BBC licence fees forever.
Last meal on earth - what would it be
Beans on toast.
First song you’ll sing at karaoke
‘I’m Backing Britain’ by Bruce Forsyth.
Last time you exploited your position to get something
Would I?
First three words your friends would use to describe you
Sex, sex, sex.
Last time you made an impulse buy and regretted it
I have far too many trousers to mention.
First time you realised you were famous
I’m mildly famous, if that. People sometimes point at me in the street but that might just be because they don’t like the look of me.
First concert you ever attended
Slade at a mental hospital fête when I was about six.
Last time you bought someone flowers
Last week.
First thing you think of when you wake up in the morning
How much I loathe the braying voice of Sarah Montague on The Today Programme.
Last thing you think of before you go to sleep
My partner and my dog.
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