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Hitting him with the old man yassification beam

My Balance wiz semi-wild magic sorcerer - Dorian CharmHerald

#reblog #me when. other people's wiz ocs <3

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So I mayyy have stacked a lvl 50 elixir AND a World Celestia elixir on Dorian... only a lil trauma later though you guys its ok :)

#omfg BIG LOVE #reblog

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The first arc: A Summary

#my post #w101 #wizard101 #wizzy fandom #wiz101 #meme #mr incredible becoming uncanny #wizard city #krokotopia #marleybone #mooshu #dragonspyre #cw unsettling #cw unsettling imagery

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MADE IT TO MOOSHU LET'S GOOOOO

#my post #w101 #wizard101 #wizzy fandom #wizblr #mooshu #so excited to be done with the first arc #hopefully i can beat dragonspyre before my hyperfixation ends

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Damn Wysteria short as hell I finished it in one day

#my post #w101 #wizard101 #wizzy fandom #wiz101 #wysteria

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I think I've already said this once before but I really wish there was a feature in Wizard101 where important events, lore, and dialogue in the game were documented somewhere so we can view them whenever we want. like unless we video record the events while it happens, take pictures, or just go through the whole entire fucking plot with another wizard character there's no way to ever revisit those moments and that SUCKS??????? like wizard101 has some of the best lore ive ever seen and I don't wanna have to level up my wizard all the way to level 100 just to see that iconic grandfather spider scene or grind through azteca just to find that one epic fourth wall breaking moment 💀 i want to revisit all the incredible and funny and weird shit we've all gone through Immediately. Like damn remodel the library so that it actually keeps records and dated films of the things we've gone through so it can actually be useful instead of it being Just A Building (rants about this for so long that even Jesus smacks His lips)

#reblog #PLEASE

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bartleby sending me (12) on insane and dangerous quests to murder people because he’s a timeless being who has no concept of age and doesn’t realize this is royally fucked up:

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Wizard City has a graveyard. It's not big, only holding 12 graves, but it's as much as a classroom for Necromancers as any building is.

The bodies are volunteers, typically necromancers themselves, who donated their afterlife to the school. Twice a month Malistaire takes his first years on a Grave Day (coined by the students) to revive the dead.

It's to practice summoning, but more importantly, it's to learn how to grave keep. Every first year gets a grave to clean with a partner. Scrubbing creeping vines and bird droppings off marble headstones. Trimming the grass and wildflowers to stay tidy. When the summoning is over they, of course, need to rebury the body.

Often times Myth students will accompany Malistaire's class trip to the graveyard, to practice old dialects with the deceased. Learn the stories the dead have to offer.

Life students would grow the dead's favorite flowers atop the loose dirt (again and again, when Death students summon the bodies out they are torn to bits).

Every once in awhile you get a nonspiritual class trip to the graveyard. Balance and Ice students instructed on body preservation, Storm on bog bodies and marshy crypt keeping, and Fire, of course, the science of cremation.

Death students learn all of the above as well.

When a body has had enough of being summoned they're allowed to rescind their volunteering at any time. They just have to tell Malistaire and he'll arrange for them to be relocated to whichever site they wish.

The graveyard is off limits now.

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thinking abt this Always. btw.

#reblog #malistaire my beloved

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having so much brainrot rn

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she sharmalormaghah on my ahyeahgah til I sheweahwah

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wizard101 is so funny. you can trans your gender BUT ONLY ONCE and ONLY IF YOU DEFEAT ENOUGH ENEMIES. very similar to real life, actually. A+

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more wizzy doodles now that i can draw on my computer again (ft. arc 1 calamity)

#reblog #OTHER PEOPLES OCS MY BELOVEDS

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well you see ma'am, funny thing! i've not been able to attend classes because i was designated a child soldier

#reblog #literally my thoughts when she said that LOL

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aita for trying to summon a god to resurrect my wife?

i (142m) recently lost my wife (139f) to terminal illness. we were married for nearly 127 years, and were survivors of a disaster that destroyed our home city and killed nearly everyone in it. she was my best friend, the love of my life, and the light of my world. i’ve spent months trying to move on, but the pain of losing her has only grown stronger since her death, with my grief eventually leading me to quit my job and travel in the hopes of finding something else to live for. i will be upfront in admitting that, in the process of quitting, i blew up the school i worked at (no one was hurt), almost killed my assistant (he’s fine), and released a bunch of monsters from the abandoned gated community i had contained them in a few decades prior (long story).

anyway, during my travels i came across a relic that contained immense necromantic power, but i quickly realized that i would be unable to utilize it for my purposes on my own, as my wife had been dead for several months by that time and was well past the point of resurrection by conventional means. long story short, i decided to harness the power of the same god that caused the disaster that destroyed my and my wife’s former home.

as it turns out, my former boss (????m) picked up a kid (13x) off the street around the same time this was happening, and tasked my brother (also 142m, we’re twins) with teaching them magic. i won’t bore you with the details, but this thirteen year old now keeps following me around and fucking up my plans to reunite with my true love, which i’m frankly tired of.

(side note: this kid also won a fighting competition that hasn’t been won by someone from our school since i attended. i need to remind you, they are thirteen. i’m not certain they’d ever used magic before my boss picked them up, so i have no idea how this possibly could have happened, or when they had the time to even attend the fights since they’ve seemingly dedicated the majority of their time to fucking me over for no good reason.)

my ex-boss seems to think that summoning this being is a “bad idea” and could “destroy the world,” but 1. i’m doing it in my already ruined hometown and 2. i think that the world is a small price to pay to have my wife back. it’s not like it’s worth much without her in it, anyway.

edit: shut up about the fucking giant tree it’s an unrelated current event. you can’t prove that i actually did anything to him, and it’s rude to accuse people baselessly

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Wizard101: 15 Years of Magical Moments

#reblog #THIS IS SO CUTE WHAT A FAVE

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mood

#reblog #NOT THE FUCKING PAINTING BABAHSHDHD