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#nsfw

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My brother: What’s air ‘bnb’ stand for?

Me: oh a b&b is a bed and br–

My brother: Bungeons and Bragons

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not to be gr*ss on main or anything but watching someone enjoy a form of media you love for the first time is god’s gift to humanity

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anyone else a little worried about the giant fire hell vortex that opened up in the gulf of mexico?

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green tea.. in all forms .. is the most healing thing... yk. i drink green tea and im like... wow maybe life is beautiful... im not evil anymore.. i want to build community. the earth is healing

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shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

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😳wow bestie umm. That was kind of blasphemous of you?? 🤭 haha like kind of heretical even 💞

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heavy is the head that wears the cat ears

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mae: we just bully each other

also me: currently having a #moment over her

#this is the 1% simp coming out

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i planned mae a romantic ass date and she’s out here like “good…… now behave or i’ll call your parents AND your grandma to come get you”

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what are they gonna do? haunt me? that’s my anxiety disorder’s job

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guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way

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case in point:

the spotlight effect on imessage is so fucking funny it makes everything 10000% funnier

#nsfw

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the spotlight effect on imessage is so fucking funny it makes everything 10000% funnier

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about to make an evil post

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you can tell when @deathistrue and i text a lot because we just scream over the 🦭 in different forms in our group chat with @buttwholess