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We’re not making it out of this one

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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

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yall fake charlie slimecicle fuckers. i’ve been desiring that man FAR before his bimboficatipn glowup. i wanted him carnally when he looked like a total nerd in video game shirts and cargo shorts. yall say u like nerdy guys but ive been here since DAY ONE!!

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math people scare me. math people will be like "math works in mysterious ways TO YOU. i get it though." and they do and it's fucking terrifying.

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kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy's gonna add another 'hey there delilah' to the sex playlist

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"theres shipping on tumblr" fork in kitchen i just dont see how people are surprised with this like genuinely

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DIFFERENT WOMEN'S BODY TYPES SHOULD BE REPRESENTED NOT BECAUSE YOU FIND THEM HOT OR SEXY OR WANT THEM TO STEP ON YOU BUT BECAUSE THEYRE NORMAL RAAAAAH RAAAAAAAAAH I DONT CARE THAT YOU WANT A BUFF WOMAN TO THROW YOU SHUT UPPPPPP RAAAAAAAAAHHHH

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elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

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Luigi has gone TOO FAR

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POINT AND LAUGH

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anyone else just like. miss them

#EVERYDAAY OG MY LIFE #I WIRSH WE HAD THEM MORE #I MISS THEM SO MUCH I CANT EVEN DESCRIBE IT #can we have them bakc

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gooelle....

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The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.

Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)

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i don’t think purpled ever told people he died after the fact. why would he? only quackity and slime were really around to witness it. had a body even been left, i doubt either dream or punz would’ve gone out of their way to retrieve it. no, purpled merely spawned back in, jolting awake in his bed with dogchamp by his side, and moved on with his life as if nothing happened. admitting his death showed weakness. showed vulnerability. people could exploit him if they knew he no longer had a perfect three lives, could hold it over his head like he’d seen time and time again. that’s not to mention the embarrassment of failure, of dying to slime of all things, so he doesn’t tell them. doesn’t admit to anyone what happened to him that day, what he failed to accomplish. and to his defense, nearly all the server doesn’t do as much as bat an eye, as he expected. no one cares, after all. but he’s wrong.

jack knows. jack crawled out of hell, after all, carving footholds into burning brimstone with his own two hands. he can recognize death when he sees it, a soul taking one step closer to the unforgiving void.

tubbo knows. tubbo’s been surrounded by death since he arrived on these lands, both of others and his own. he’s seen how it changes and warps people, even when they swear they won’t let it. it’s an inevitability, he thinks.

ponk, hannah, and boomer know. the three of them have known purpled for long enough to know when something is wrong. and even if they didn’t, they’re too well-acquainted with magic and life to not notice a that a third of person’s life force has been ripped away from them.

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✦ : LAIOS STIMBOARD for @laiosbignaturals

with gold, wings, and food

x x x // x x x // x x x

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He can dish it out but he cant take it