Some guy in Ancient Greece, pointing at a perfectly climbable mountain: There are gods up there!
The rest of Ancient Greece: Sick, no need to fact check that
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Nico: I just don't know what the hell is going on!
Jason: Hey Nico, calm down. There's no need for that kind of language
Percy: Yeah Nico what the fuck
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Jason: You call yourself my sister, but where were you when my meme only had 4 likes?
Thalia: Making four accounts
Jason: Bro….
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me: typing into google a bunch of words and phrases to find that specific vine
fbi agent:
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if you (Chris Evans) are free and single, you (Chris Evans) can always call or message me. I would love to get to know you (Chris Evans) better and spend some time with you (Chris Evans)
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via weheartit
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when u go to pick up the vase u saw on craigslist but when u get there it’s actually two people facing each other
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When you wanna key his car but he don’t have one so you gotta bend his bus pass…..
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Reblog this if you want a slightly ominous compliment in your inbox
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