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Forcing a bisexual to get up early for work is cruel and unusual punishment

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Well my three-headed calf sees THRICE as many stars as usual, so

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I want Barbie to find out that everything’s fake and to be having a mental breakdown and then Ken comes out of nowhere and starts doing rollerblade tricks to cheer her up

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i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

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"my child is fine" your child has long ebony black hair with purple streaks and red tips that reaches her mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears

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obsessed with this interaction

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garrett talking about watcher in his new video and using the professor as a tree topper <3

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now that’s what i call foreshadowing

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this is exactly what someone not alive would say

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i really love how ryan and shane still remember and appreciate tumblr fans and continue to do things on here like the upcoming tumblr top 5. they’ll never forget us over here 🥺

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Big content creators being completely unaware of the hellsite that is Tumblr:

Shane and Ryan:

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criminal minds: a comedy trailer

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different seasons, same steve stance.