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#walter white

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yes all my favorite characters are desperate to be loved. no i don’t think that says anything about me

#all my favorite characters are abandoned by God desperate for approval and the kindest people who don’t want others to suffer #no i don’t think that says anything about me.

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mental illness is like what if you accidentally wrote hard cock and balls instead of good morning in that email you just sent to your boss

#literally my thoughts every time i send a work email

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Stop following me on tumblr I'm shyyyy *blushes cutely and playfully slaps your shoulder but I accidentally use 75% of my strength and send you careening through several walls like that scene in the incredibles*

#tioga #and volo is sitting in the impact crater in the wall sprawled out but with a lovesick grin. while bleeding #tioga horrified and volo like. that’s my dragon girl <3

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all bark and no bite, bite, bite

#elikai tag

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#nuka terranova #yeah. same

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one of my favorite images in the world ive saved it across 2 phones

#this is incredible. i love these kinds of fucking baffling memes

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ME

#me on the train to atlantic city

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girl whose fetish is woman who are also unstoppable inhuman killing machines voice: hey did you see the new episode of dunmeshi

#is this about falin because i don’t go here but my type is women who are unstoppable inhuman killing machines #and i learned about falin last night and. awooooooga

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just wanted to let all the young people following me that have cringefail out-of-touch parents or other adult relatives know that we’re like that because it’s very, very funny

#like it’s just very funny not putting in the brain effort to like. learn about the new slang or technology and watching you guys like— #—be horrified by the fact that we don’t know it. and scramble to try to relate to us. it’s EXTREMELY amusing #also ngl snapchat was the last social media i was willing to learn and now i just couldn’t care less about— #—whatever other socmed comes out #’i have real problems’ is a meme but also very true. i’m 31 and have a full time job i dont have the time or energy to learn tiktok #and a huge benefit is watching gen z be horrified that i don’t know what ‘cooked’ means

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#yes. everyone please play SOMA right now it is VERY fucking good and will give you an existential crisis re: cloning #and continuity of self #it’s PHENOMENAL #loving the hoop and stick option though. i keep thinking of the one guy from parks and rec in the episode— #-—where they have to survive in an old timey bed and breakfast for a week or whatever #LOOK AT MY HOOP LESLIE! LOOK AT MY HOOP

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being neurodivergent is all fun and games until someone is slightly critical of you and you suddenly feel physically ill

#LITERALLY #me like haha i love being autistic! and then it causes problems at work bc this world is for allistics and im like. ah

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

#kieran #from pokemon. listen i think it’s funny

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YOU want your favourite character to be safe and happy. I want mine exhausted, beaten down, covered in scars and blood, made the wretched plaything of a terrible higher power. is that so much to ask.

#i want both for #volo #that’s why cor unum starts off with him covered in scars and blood and made the wretched plaything of a terrible higher power #and throughout it he becomes the treasured sweetheart of a lovesick and protective higher power (giratina)

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Break me off another tangerine wedge I’m not driving

#these are the kinds of jokes i have to make now as a recovering alcoholic hgjfhgja

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If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

#breakfast sandwich #i’m from jersey 👍

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now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

#come to philly we have rooftops on every house in nolibs #in fact they’re like a defining feature. like an amenity. a place probably isnt worth it if it doesnt have a choice rooftop