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Some days I think I'm not as much a Dorfkind, and other days you tell someone that you got stung by a wasp and you slapped on a raw onion and your opposite looks at you like you said eat the onion and drink mustard as chaser.

#like. idk if its just a me or a city-i-live-in thing but why are city people so freaked out by home demedies #like ebstie. it worked. last time i was stung by a wasp my hand swelled to teice its size. with the onion i had a little bobble

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#going on year 7 now samsung s8 my dumb little screen burnt sd card killing dumbass i adore you

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Little jockey

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POINT AND LAUGH

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Thanks for the question, Anon! I had to combine the “10” with the “more than 10” because I ran out of space! Hope it works.

For me I have a lot of health issues and can’t work because of it, and family issues as well, but if it was a perfect world, I would choose two kids. That way they have each other.

-submit your poll!-

#none. the idea of adoption is nice but i do not see myself to ever be capable of taking care of someone who relies on me so wholly #for most of their life and the rest of mine. and a fat no to natural pregnacy and birth. #my brother would love to have babies so id be the cool aunt but i dont ever want to be a cool mum

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Favourite fics

Thank you sm besties @camille-lachenille and @whovianofmidgard for tagging me! Look! For once I didnt forget to do the bloody tag game

I have a big-ish collection but they're in series so I'll slim the selection down a little

I saw a lot of people tagged so I'm not sure who else to tags so its fair game for anyone to join! ♡

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#idfk what otto is #its a thing that has a large long ear. a bear-plushy-like snout. one tuft of hair straight up #i think he was a bear-humanoid oncr but dont quote me on that

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Ranyatinwe would be the prettiest bitch ever if she went back to Aman.

Remembers everyone who ever talked shit about her sitting two Masteries, and makes to achieve four more to rub it in their faces.

Casually drops that she outlived every single one of the houses of Finarfin and Fingolfin, except Galadriel but she doesnt count since she hasn't even seen battle in two ages while tinwe was constantly at every big warfront.

Most decadent noldorin hairstyles bc she also has the most beautiful hair. No Galadriel doesnt count. She has 0815 golden shiny hair while tinwe only shares hair colour with one other elf (miriel) and it's even shinier than Galadriels. Nobody admits it bc then they would be complimenting an unapologetic kinslayer.

Every single fucking thing achievable she does and rubs it in everyones faces. She wont ever let them forget they were mean.

#tinwe is a nasty bitch and unfriendly and i love her for it #everyone who knows her well likes her. hell even fucking thranduil likes her in 3rd age! unfriendly sympathy and all that

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Submitted by @sky-the-snail-fanatic

#native in german. english obv. i know a euro and some songs in french (gims) and one in italian (mahmood) #and idk of that counts but i know one russian song katjusha when i learned it in school like 8 years ago

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Fingon does not play often anymore. Rarely does the mood strike him, and mostly when he is alone, his heart is sorrowful. But at the Mereth Aderthad some merriness of the crowd strikes him, some warmth of the liquor, and he picks up the harp and plays, unthinking, a drinking-song from bygone days. Around him elves laugh and dance, an ocean of swirling silk, and he hears little his own music. 

“You have lost the touch,” Maglor says, “you were better.” 

Fingon looks down at the joints of his fingers, where feeling has not returned since the ice, and says naught. 

#besties im going to need you to stop alright? #writing that has me foaming out the mouth like a rabid dog in a positive way

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Jeremy Swayman x Fem!reader headcanons!

— he leaves you for ullmark

#im laughing so hard its true bestie

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Eönwë!!

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they went over the sea together (incoherent screaming)

#art that i need to print and eat because looking is not enough

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When will my husband return from war (tumblr let's me save images again)?

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday