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How many times can the same thing break your heart?

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What if we kissed at the Bass Pro Shops Pyramid wearing my authentic 1986 Ralph Marlin fish ties (and we're both boys)

#this reads as a 10k post to me :/ #oh my god I’ve been on tumblr for SO many years this is the first time I’ve made it to see a 10k post before it goes 10k!!!

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Caves are weirder and more varied than you think

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Ok so today I was on the bus with another trans guy and we were talking about how hard it is to get testosterone. The waiting lists, the price, all the doctors you have to go to, that kind of stuff. Except, we were calling it ’T’, like you do when you’re both closeted and in public.

Then suddenly the elderly lady sitting behind us was like ‘young men, either I’m going crazy or you both have never heard of supermarkets, they have shelves full of tea there! Do you need directions to one?’

To which my buddy starts to explain, because why not. ‘Well you see, we’re both trans, and… ’

The lady didn’t wait for him to finish his sentence. ‘Oh no, I don’t mind that at all! Now do you want to know how to get to a place that sells tea? I’m actually heading there right now!’

We let her take us to the supermarket. We let her show us, excitedly, where the tea was. We both bought loads.

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Shapeshifter who gets horribly grotesque and mutilated when flustered

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“Hey, I like this color and it looks great on me!” you say one day.

Six years later you open your closet and nearly every shirt you own is the same shade of rusty red-orange. Help.

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i had a joke about orpheus and eurydice but looking back it wasn't a good idea

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Reminder that you're actually interesting. Your hobbies are interesting, your interests are interesting, you are important and loveable and people appreciate you. You're just a loveable, interesting person.

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Y'all ever open a book on a new subject, read a little bit, and have to put it back so you can process the way in which your mind was just expanded?

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Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

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some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures

my psych book:

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I love how Lizzie's pink hair is so iconic that it is Absolutely Unthinkable to give her any other hair color.

Like even with creators who have a signature color (ie, Scott), even they'll change it up for certain characters or smps. But not Lizzie. Doesn't matter how little sense it makes for her character. Goddess of the ocean? Pink. Anthropomorphic cat? Pink. Fairy queen of the forest? Pink. Leader of a league of villains whose committed unthinkable crimes? Pink.

To the point where any other color on her head would make her completely unrecognizable. It's fantastic.

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seen a this edible aint shit but for adderall

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home: