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my dad doesnt like the cover image for my driving playlist
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You will make mistakes, you will act irrationally. You will commit some wrongs that cannot be fully righted. People will dislike you and misunderstand you for all sorts of reasons. None of these things make you a bad person. All you can do is try your best to be kind, to learn and grow.
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So Fox News ran a story about how they think libraries are turning into drug-infested sex dens and I am shocked, shocked that I was never offered any drugs during my 15+ years working in libraries.
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Because I want more public transportation, clearly, did you not read the post?
Also Cus passenger trains are hot.
Ngl allowing me a license was a mistake. If the public transport system in my area was any good at all ever, then I’d probably take that rather than drive.
Side note: passenger trains fuck hard
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Ngl allowing me a license was a mistake. If the public transport system in my area was any good at all ever, then I’d probably take that rather than drive.
Side note: passenger trains fuck hard
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When it becomes known that you love a character so your friends start sending you this character and their source and it’s just all around like saying “hey! I know you love them!!! I want you to be happy so I’m sending you them!!!” Isnt it just beautiful?
thank you (*´∀`*)
I love you all so much. <3
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My brother knows a suspicious amount of tumblr memes I feel the urge to tell him that I like his shoelaces 🤨
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Had a dream that a new trend was "tamagoyaki zombie fetish" where a person would lay down undressed but covered in thin slices of tamagoyaki, and then a person dressed like/acting like a zombie would come and peel and eat the egg off them to simulate peeling off and eating their flesh. And then they'd fuck, I guess. It was big on tumblr and people were making youtube videos about it and stuff. Someone drew a really good comic explaining the process.
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i was explaining my sexuality to my coworkers abt how im both asexual and into kink culture, and after a minute my coworker said "Oh! It's like, you don't play the FNaF games, but you like the lore!" and i haven't recovered
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The passport is going to kill me for forgetting, adhd style
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hey do you have any idea about what happened to ren? i really liked their posts
Hi anon! They needed a break from social media and all the stress that comes with it. But I’m passing on the kind sentiments to em!
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Oh shit I just noticed your new fuckinnnnn tagline—alright already we all float on okayyy 💙💙💙
yessss! It’s what got me through the anxiety inducing exams. The threat of failing, it was a wish, and it ended up being true! we really did all float on okay.
I’m keeping it because modest mouse is perfect for the chaos I was and still will be subjected to. 💚
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It is not ur responsibility to fill in the education gaps left by the American Education System, when ur just trying to have fun.
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