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The Dave's Killer bagel index today is: Green

Bagels remaining: 9

Wait.. 9? Where did the other one go? Hmmm...

This bag doesn't have as much seed mix on them, slightly disappointing. Freshness is still good. You just get that one bag every so often that's like, not as seedy.

Dave, where's my seeds? Where are my seeds, Dave?

#where are my seeds #dave's killer bagels #epic everything #bagel advisory index #where are my seeds dave

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The Dave's Killer Bread Epic Everything seed and flavor mix includes:

Chia seeds

Flax seeds

Black sesame seeds

Brown sesame seeds

Poppy seeds

Coarse sea salt

Dried minced garlic

Dried chopped onion

Bagel fact: all of these are seeds except for salt, garlic, and onion. Those aren't seeds.

This is what a garlic looks like:

According to Wikipedia, 73% of the world's garlic was produced in China as of 2021. Wow! They must be big garlic fans.

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The Dave's Killer bagel index today is: Green

I am going out today and my routine is destroyed so I did not eat a bagel. Does this portend certain doom?!

Probably

Remaining bagel count: 11

Bagel freshness: probably not worse than yesterday.. right?

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when you're up late sobbing you need the fresh taste of DAVE'S BREAD CIRCLES

It's imperative that you use toaster setting 5/10 or whatever the exact middle one is

That's how you imbue the bagels with the best healing frequencies

#dave's killer bagels #epic everything #heal me emotionally with bread products #or maybe I should eat a real dinner? #nah

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Oats are so worthy of appreciation, they're great for texture and nutrition in all kinds of foods.

It might not look like it, but rolled oats also play a role in the delightful whole grain mixture that comprises the Dave's Killer Bagel.

Oats are rich in fiber and great for the digestive system. They contain a type of fiber called beta-glucan, which can actually lower cholesterol by binding with bile acids in the digestive tract. Your body uses cholesterol to make bile as one of its functions, and when the bile gets transported out of the body, you need to make more and this helps use up the supply. So oats can be especially beneficial for people with certain health conditions.

The humble oat itself is the source of all of the health claims stapled onto foods like Cheerios. So now you know!

Also, my favorite oat fact: rabbits can have a little bit of oat hay as a treat. It looks just like this lovely illustration and they enjoy finding the little oats inside.

"Forms of oat pannicle." Small Grains. 1916.

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The Dave's Killer bagel index today is: Green

Bagels remaining: 11

Bagel Freshness: Seems pretty good still...

Now to just will myself to eat, I know that the grains will make everything better if I can just

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The Dave's Killer bagel index today is: Green

Bagel count remaining: 12

Bagel freshness: Optimal

I grabbed one more bag since they were on sale. It's still a bit early to buy more than that, I don't want them to get moldy before I can finish them. That would be seriously tragic

#bagel advisory index #dave's killer bagels #EPIC everything is right

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Look at this little cheesy guy, I wish Dave's would make an asiago bagel

my breakfarst :)

#not dave's #bagelposting #mmm cheese #oh but my organs ashfjshs #bagel appreciation #look at that tiny hint of cream cheese #great work 8/10 bagel even though it's not dave's #but we love and appreciate all bagels

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Nice! You love to see it!

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The Dave's Killer bagel index today is: Green

Bagel count remaining: 8

Bagel freshness: Optimal

No foreseeable bagel advisories. My internal organs are enjoying the grains.

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HELLO

I have ADHD and I want to eat the same thing for breakfast every day for the rest of my life.

The thing: Dave's Killer Bread Everything Bagels

The central conflict of my life: These are $6 whyyy

The other one: They are ALWAYS OUT OF THEM at Safeway and at Target and Walmart and Fred Meyer and Franks Bread Store for Fancy Lads

They have a ton of whole grains and seeds and vitamins and shit and they got seeds all over them, and grains (again because there are a lot), and they have a good texture, and they got protein and stuff so I can eat a bunch of bread but also my tummy not feel bad later because they have fiber.

They're organic but I don't care about that, I would eat them if they were covered in rat poison.

When I have them, my whole day is amazing. I wake up, put the bagel in my toaster, lather it up with a thin layer of whipped cream cheese, and go along with the rest of everything. Paired perfectly with a Diet Mountain Dew, I can continue to exist. I can feed my pets, take my meds, drink water, exist, do my work, be a kind and loving partner, and, essentially, I am invincible and nothing bad can happen.

When I do not have them, I wake up, sadly wander around the kitchen, give up on eating, forget to take medications, sadly feed the animals while going "isn't it so great that your food is here every day," fall into a deep depression, forget the meaning of love and friendship, quit my job, crash my car, and die.

This blog is just to talk about Dave's delicious and life-sustaining bagelature and it's not sponsored but I WISH

Bagel index:

Green - I have bagels and I have like 5+ so I'm not afraid

Orange - I had a bagel today but the future is in doubt

Red- I did not have a bagel today and my life is ruined

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