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tboys should only have to work half days & make the same amount of money so they can go home and crank it for the other four hours

#thank god some people understand

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i cant stop thinking about a post by @possamble so i made this

inspired by this

based on a fanart by BugsGay on twitter

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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

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adorable chunky baby hammock skipper

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Eating slime mold by MaximumMoustache

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me: oh man im starving but im not sure what i should make for dinner……

the spirit of a 12th century templar knight that died a horrific death due to torture that started haunting me after i found a sword in the middle of the woods: spaghetti once more, prithee?

me: henry you are brilliant. spaghetti it is

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when he said "know thyself", Socrates meant you had to have at least two backup fursonas

#bunny first then hamster then coyote

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mutuals let me in

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I need to be kidnapped by kind aliens who take me to the alien vet and they know exactly what's wrong with me and they cure me and feed me nutritious meals

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puppygirl wants me to leash her and say a bunch of specific stuff while having sex but i grew up on a ranch in arkansas so I pretty much just let her fuck off and do her own thing until i feel like wandering around in the woods in which case it's her job to get bit by snakes first

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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders

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He’s 1 now ‼️‼️

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.