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Labru vibes

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Everyone has been focusing on sad Furina, so here are some happy Furina facts to make your day better:

-She's taken up surfing as a hobby and is apparently quite good at it

-She's finally learned how to make that dessert (her signature dish)!

-A lot of people in Fontaine are still her fans, and because of that + her acting expertise she's able to get a lot of jobs as a director/producer/consultant, which she enjoys

-She's not lonely anymore! The Traveler and Paimon, Neuvillette, Clorinde, the theater troupe from the story quest and her hydro pets are all her friends!

-Neuvillette pays for all her stuff so she can spend as much as she wants and doesn't have to worry about anything. Girl's living the dream

-The other Archons all know about what she did and respect the hell out of her for it. Venti even wants to invite her to perform at the Windblume Festival!

#oh thank GOD

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#idk if this is a reference or not #but thinking that his ass is just saying this in his daily life is so #put him under a microscope

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guy who has never seen a girl: hey why is this table so tall and hot

guy afraid of horses: HAY?????

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where is that renaissance painting with those two fellers and a giant fucking random skull on the floor that looks like it was accidentally stretched out in photoshop

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ppl who think jungkook is princess Diana have a stronger argument than people who think taylor swift is gay

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archon quest spoilers //

it’s so funny to me how all of furina’s kit and just entire concept as a playable character has such a “don’t think abt it too hard” vibe😭

like being able to switch alignments? don’t think abt it she can just do that w her vision apparently. being able to walk on water as a human?? do NOT think abt it just accept it

#furina #genshin impact #summoning those lil oceanid(??) guys is whatever like yea fine maybe they’re just friends like itto and that fuckass bull idk #yes i haven’t read her skill descriptions i lost the 50/50 i don’t wanna talk abt it #ARCHON QUEST SPOILERS

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WE’RE SO ALKABACK

#alkaloid #enstars

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man i hope furina gets to spend the rest of her life in peace. like nothing special just PEACE my GOD…..

hopefully she gets some cats or any pets, hopefully she gets interested in learning how to cook or bake, hopefully she gets to go on walks whenever she feels like it, hopefully she spends her time reading stories that make her happy, hopefully she truly finds peace in her normal days as a human

#furina #she makes me so sad #like she got her happy ending but the tragedy is so deeply rooted #genshin peaked with her i fear #how am i supposed to go on w my day when i’m always thinking abt her #genshin impact

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a real blorbo is someone you can both write a lengthy and serious/sad analysis on yet also constantly and i mean constantly make stupid jokes about

#goro

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sex is dumb. go in the maze

#ariadne:

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can i show you guys one of my favorite out of context wikipedia section titles

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There's something very bisexual about a USB c charger

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i'd buy a hundred copies ...❤️💚

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i tried a thing

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i like to think when simon hears a really really funny joke he lets out some super ice king adjacent laugh by accident