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Wearing pyjamas to bed = equipping the most visually appealing armour.
Wearing comfy clothes to bed = equipping the statistically best armour.
Wearing jeans to bed = equipping an awful piece of gear for a crucial stat increase or buff.
Wearing nothing to bed = speedrunner.
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IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.
You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.
Here is an example video
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hope your pets stay healthy in 2017
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When your best is an idiot
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Me as fem!Hanzo
m0rg0t-anton as McCree
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getting trained at a new job
vs
having worked there for years
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What an entrance.
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— ᴀ ᴋ ᴇ ʏ ʙ ʟ ᴀ ᴅ ᴇ ᴡ ɪ ᴇ ʟ ᴅ ᴇ ʀ s ᴏ ᴜ ɴ ʟ ɪ ᴋ ᴇ ᴀ ɴ ʏ ɪ ʜ ᴀ ᴠ ᴇ ᴇ ᴠ ᴇ ʀ s ᴇ ᴇ ɴ .
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