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Why do you simp for him ?

i want him carnally next question 🥱

#kotlc

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whats your opinions on terik?

He is not my first choice, but if I were to perhaps drink too much fizzleberry wine one night in atlantis, and he were to walk up to me while I was stumbling home and ask "need a lift?" I would not hesitate to accept, and go "oh sir, it is chilly out. Wouldn't you like to come inside for some elf coffee?" And he would accept, as he is but a gentlemen, and while drinking he would make a poor but well-meaning joke, and I would laugh gently and grip his shoulder and lean in. And he would lean in as well, and for a moment we will be caught in the heat of that moment. And then, at the last second I would back away, and tell him that it cannot be, for he is a councillor and I am but a humble maiden. And he would look away, trying to hide his tears, and tell me that he should go. On the way out he will look back, once, and ask for my name. And I will tell him, my voice trembling with passion. And then, maybe a few months later, the council will hold a ceremony, and he will spot me in the crowd. And I will wave, and he will remember. For neither of us can forget that night.

#thanks for the ask 😊 #kotlc #councillor terik

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check out my fic guys 💖💖💖

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Has the council seen the Darek-is-a-dilf blog?

The council is very aware of the “Darek-is-a-dilf” blog due to the rather traumatizing reveal of it by the ogre princess. It has come up in a few world confidential meetings, displaying the elves “immature obsession of Darek’s ass” on a PowerPoint. You may be glad to hear the Empress Pernile fell over. A specific intern has also taken proud in using a screenshot of the account as their lock screen. Darek is slightly discomforted, but appreciates the complement (we shielded him from the rest thankfully).

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Have you seen his hair today? It's sooooo hot

FR me watching him come out of his castle like 😳😳😳

#kotlc

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For the men, Grady has the tightest ass but Gethen has the biggest. Emery's attractiveness is purely from his fine clothing and confidence in his posture. He is an attractive leader but he's kind of a stick. Darek is VERY well balanced but he does not have the largest ass. Fintan is attractive but in a bendable kind of way and he has the smallest ass possible. Garwin is a college kid and probably very pimply and sleep deprived, he does not need to be on this list he needs SLEEP

only ass the matters is darek and it is BULBOUS

#kotlc

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Controversial KOTLC content below!! 👇👇👇

I got to pondering the question of how I'd rank all the famous elves on the basis of physical beauty, from most to least (very unbiased). It was super hard, because there are so many good contenders!! But I got an approximate list anyway (one for the female elves, and one for the male elves). I'm sure I didn't include everybody, but I tried to focus on the hottest ones, at least. So without further ado, my controversial rankings begin! 👍

Women:

Velia

Lady Cadence

Councillor Ramira

Councillor Clarette

Tinker

Vespera

Lady Gisela

Councillor Liora

Juline Dizznee

Councillor Zarina

Councillor Oralie

Councillor Alina

Cyrah Endal

Jolie Ruewen

Edaline Ruewen

Della Vacker

Men:

Councillor Darek

Garwin Chang 😜

Councillor Bronte

Councillor Emery

Elwin Heslege

Kesler Dizznee

Councilor Noland

Cassius Sencen

Gethen Ondsinn

Alvar Vacker

Councillor Terik

Magnate Leto

Prentice Endal

Councillor Kenric

Fintan Pyren

Alden Vacker

Grady Ruewen

Tiergan Alenfar

I know some of them are dead, talentless, or war criminals or whatever but dont come at me 😜 morality does not determine ass size 👍👍👍

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What's your favourite thing about Darek?

his ass next question

#kotlc

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do you think dareks hot 🥵

What do you think of the "Councillor-Bronte-hentai" and "Darek-is-a-dilf" Blogs? And do you think there's any merit to Darek being a dilf? He has no children, so by definition he cannot be a "dad I'd like to f---" but do you agree that he is attractive enough to have the "I'd like to f---"

Good heavens, what are you talking about?

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hate to break it to you but darek is not a dilf on account of not being a father. he's a cilf actually.

hes a dilf bc hes my daddy hope this helps 💖

#kotlc

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omg did you guys see darek leaving his castle today 😳😳😳 he is hot without even trying i want to suck him silly

#kotlc #councillor darek

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"posts from elvin tumblr" and it's from the official council account asking "where the fuck is sophie" it gets deleted within the hour and people keep questioning which one posted it. it was bronte.

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where the fuck is sophie

🏙 moonlight-and-murcats Follow

uhm??

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COUNCIL OFFICIAL???

🌌 starlit-siren Follow

THEY DELETED IT I—

🌅 42flickerwings Follow

someone fucked up lmao

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who do you think it was? my vote is terik

🌅 42flickerwings Follow

nahhh, terik is smarter than that. I think Darek would do it

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I think Darek should do me 🥵

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why does that account even exist?

🌃 councillor-bronte-hentai

Just let people be attracted to who they like. It's not like it's affecting you 🙄

🌁 riona-reads-her-books Follow

of course you'd say that, councillor-bronte-hentai

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I almost threw my imparter across the room when I saw that username 🤣

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I think it was Noland

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This post is a mess

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I want Darek to make me a mess 😏