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More dungeons and dragons commissions! This is my friends disaster lesbian whose a ranger. 

#badass ladies #ranger

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By Talos this can't be happening

hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

#lol I forget about this all the time #what makes it worse is that I'm on the pill #so that's just one more reason I should know for a fact it's coming and remember #and yet

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Visual development for Treasure Planet (2002) by Michael Spooner

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Tropical jungles are places of mystery where you never know what you will discover.  But there will be dinosaurs every single time.  (Jim Holloway from Dragon magazine No. 112, TSR, August 1986.)

#Monster Manual

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Yo, what's up when I find a post on tumblr that says "Replies are restricted for this post"?

Like, I've never purposely done anything to turn off replies on my own posts, yet this happens to them pretty frequently.

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The opening salvo. This isn't anywhere near all of it, but I feel like it's a decent start for one afternoon with nothing but some pruning shears.

There were casualties on my side as well. I've got a cut on my hand now. :(

That's it, I'm officially declaring war on the invasive Japanese honeysuckle growing all over my property!

#these damn plants #gonna see how far I can get without resorting to poison #one of them is basically a small tree so I am going to need some kind of power tool

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That's it, I'm officially declaring war on the invasive Japanese honeysuckle growing all over my property!

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Let's do a poll of little consequence, I'm curious about something. In Advanced Dungeons & Dragons, it was suggested that players should not roll their abilities as they used to in the original game, 3d6 in order. Instead there were several alternative methods introduced, one of which is still in wide use today.

Method I: This one's gonna be familiar. You roll 4d6 and drop the lowest die, repeated six times. Then you arrange these numbers intoy your ability scores as you wish. Became the gold standard in 3rd Edition, although has since been overshadowed by point-buy (yuck).

Method II: This one also allows you to arrange your scores as you please, but you roll 3d6 twelve times and keep the six highest scores.

Method III: You roll 3d6 six times for Strength, picking the highest score. Repeat for the other five. Usually gives you better scores than straight 3d6 down the line but allows you to be surprised by what character you end up generating.

Method IV: This one probably takes a while. You roll 3d6 in order, old style. But you roll up twelve sets of six scores and choose one of the sets.

Unearthed Arcana later introduced one more.

Method V: Only usable for human characters. You pick your class before rolling, then roll a variable number of dice for each ability, keeping the highest three. For example, a fighter would roll 9d6 for Strength but only 3d6 for Intelligence. Rolls that are somehow below the class's minimum scores are raised to said minimum.

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Casino Primavera

Fanart for the Glass Cannon Podcast, Legacy of the Ancients

#badass ladies

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the other day in BG3 i used karlach's superior strength to jump her up to a rafter and collect some loot, which would've been fine, except i'd forgotten to turn off group mode so astarion somehow followed her up there and got stuck. we left without him. i didn't even notice he was gone for a full half hour. was just like "wow it's real quiet around here all of a sudden." like leaving a baby at a service station

#bg3

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I'm getting so sick of major female characters in historical media being incredibly feisty, outspoken and public defenders of women's rights with little to no realistic repercussions. Yes it feels like pandering, yes it's unrealistic and takes me out of the story, yes the dialogue almost always rings false - but beyond all that I think it does such a disservice to the women who lived during those periods. I'm not embarrassed of the women in history who didn't use every chance they had to Stick It To The Man. I'm not ashamed of women who were resigned to or enjoyed their lot in life. They weren't letting the side down by not having and representing modern gender ideals. It says a lot about how you view average ordinary women if the idea of one of your main characters behaving like one makes them seem lame and uninteresting to you.

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we have lost so much language to the horny. cant even order a coconut cream pie without hearing giggles. just the other day i was trying to get a job as a henchmen so i asked my friend if he could help me goon. laughed right into my fucking face he did

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Looking at images for a necromancer Moon Elf for my next character. Artist: https://www.instagram.com/f3lc4t/?hl=en

#badass ladies

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Nazgul - YigitKoroglu

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