ipad baby parenting has me more convinced than ever that american culture views parenthood as a social status primarily performed for peers your own age, rather than, like. You Are Responsible For This Smaller Human Who Depends On You For Literally Everything
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MOST INFLUENTIAL ALBUM OF THE MODERN AGE
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i miss when actors all had normal human teeth
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All sympathy for Palamedes tho bc having met Dulcie, a hunky mysterious death cultist swooping in to catch her like a romance novel protagonist is exactly the sort of excitement that would have distracted her for weeks. The thing with Gideon wasn't all that out of character if you couldn't hear their conversations
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none of this would be happening if we had preacher's daughter on vinyl
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Timothy Chalamet passed away last night after choking on a single frozen unchewed green pea. Family members confirmed his passing in a statement to the media "it's how he liked to eat them"
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“The reason we all like to think so well of others is that we’re all afraid for ourselves. The basis of optimism is sheer terror.”
— Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
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