this is SO funny I will be passing away
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#funniest improvised line ever
Titanic (1997) dir. James Cameron
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When you carry all the grocery bags in one trip
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Its embarrassing to have my mask off now. Thats too intimate. My coworkers don't know me like that
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I want to waterboard him
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me, a dumbass, two weeks ago: why is it so cold its literally the month of May like
me now that the heat is Here:
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One time this man approached me in a bar talking in Spanish. So I assumed he was Spanish and we started speaking, we had a whole ass conversation and at some point he was like. So what part of Spain are you from? And I said well I'm Italian actually. What part of Spain are you from? And he was like. I'm Greek.
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