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. Kingfisher Feathers by Anonymous I binge read this fic the whole afternoon and lets just say I am inlove 🥺♥ political drama + wangxian = heaven

#mdzs #wangxian

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being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

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"So walk me through it again. What happened after you caught him?"

"Well, I didn't want him to wander off, so I put him on the roof."

"The roof?"

"Yeah, the roof."

"Well, that was your first mistake. You can't put Gandalf on the roof, he's got bird friends."

". . . bird friends?"

"Bird friends, yeah. They'll just fly him right off of there, every time."

"Well how the fuck was I supposed to know that?"

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There isn’t enough time to do everything. i need my own pace. This life isn’t natural

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Tumblr used to be so easy, so simple.

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

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Hannibal (2013-2015)

#hannigram #hannibal

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eleventh plague. emails. 

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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

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so much of taking care of yourself as an adult is just learning to eat at home and going on walks

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Huh.

So I randomly remembered Croc is pretty much Italian.

#One Piece #Dracule Mihawk #Cross Guild #Sir Crocodile #Buggy the Clown

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