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-Actually Stephen Au- Danplan.Dsh
Gavin holds the door open for Hosuh: After you!
Hosuh: No, After you!
Gavin: But Hosuh, I insist, After you.
Stephen: *Pushes them out of the way* Out of the way, After me.
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- Stosuh Au- Danplan.Dsh
Hosuh: I’M NOT CUTE!
Hosuh: SO DONT YOU GUYS CALL ME THAT!
Hosuh: If I could, I’d probably murder someone.
Hosuh: FEAR ME!
Stephen, Chuckling: aW, How cute..!
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- Actually Stephen Au- Danplan.Dsh
Advice with Stephen-
Stephen: If someone ever asks you about your black clothes.
Stephen: And asks about who’s funeral it is...
Stephen: look around the room and reply with a casual “I haven’t decided yet”. That’ll teach them.
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-Stosuh Au- @/Danplan.Dsh
Jay: “I sleep with a bat by my pillow.”
Ann: “Weak, I sleep with a pepper spray”
Hosuh: “You’re both so pathetic.”
Stephen not paying attention while taking a sip of coffee/tea: “ Go on, Say it.”
Ann: “What do you sleep with then?”
Hosuh: “Stephen”.
Stephen spits out coffee/tea: “..”
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-Actually Stephen Au- @/Danplan.Dsh
Jay:“We live in a society”
Stephen: “Nah dude, YOU live in a society.”
Stephen: “I live in the Animal Crossing Village.”
Stephen: “And I’m 30,000 dollars in debt to a fucking raccoon.”
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-Actually Stephen Au- @/Danplan.Dsh
Stephen: “I’m friendly, I’m loyal, I’m energetic, and I’m fun”
Stephen: “Wait.. I just described a dog, Didn’t I?..”
Hosuh: “Yeah, but people love dogs!”
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-Actually Stephen Au- @/Danplan.Dsh
Stephen: Oh great mighty god, Mirio, please give me patience.
Hosuh: Don’t you mean strength?
Stephen: If I were given strength, I think everyone would be dead, Hosuh.
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-Danplan Au- @//Danplan.Dsh
Daniel: “Stephen, wHy Would you give a knife to Hosuh??!”
Stephen: “Hosuh felt unsafe..”
Daniel: “WELL NOW I FEEL UNSAFE”
Stephen pulling a knife from his pocket: “Would you like a knife?..”
Daniel: “...”
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Danplan Au- @//Danplan.Dsh
Daniel, Sees Stephen parking in driveway and heads outside: “You didn’t call, what are you doing here?”
Stephen: “I typed “bitch” into my gps and guess what?”
Daniel: “yeah....?”
Stephen: “I ended up in your driveway, vroom, vroom. mf”
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-Danplan Au- @//Danplan.Dsh
Stephen: “Oh, Hey, Daniel. I wrote you a song.”
Daniel: “Oh really? Wow, Thanks Steph-”
Stephen: “Let me warmup first.”
Stephen, Clearing his throat: “Do, re, mi, fa, so fuckin' done with you-”
Daniel: “Stephen No-”
Jay, Joining in: “SO FUCKIN DONE WITH THE GAMES YOU PLAY”
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-Danplan Au- @//Danplan.Dsh
Dentist: “Alright, Open up!”
Jay: “It all started when..-”
Dentist: “No no, I meant—”
Jay, opening his eyes: “I’m not done yet, Let me finish.”
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-Danplan Au- @//Danplan.Dsh
Stephen: “Don’t worry, I’ve got a few knives up my sleeve.”
Hosuh: “I think you mean cards....
Daniel: I don’t think he meant cards Ho-”
Stephen, Pulling out his knives from the inside of his hoodie sleeves: “KNIVES!”
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-Danplan Au- @//Danplan.Dsh
Daniel: I have 6 bottles in one hand, and 7 in the other. What do I have?
Stephen: A drinking problem, That’s what you have.
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-Danplan Au- @/Danplan.Dsh
Jay: I feel like you might hate me for this but I think that I love you...
Stephen: Why would I hate you when I feel the same way?
Jay: Wait, Really? You do?!
Stephen: Of course, Stephen loves himself too. Besides who wouldn’t love Stephen?
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-Danplan Au- @/Danplan.Dsh
Random Stosuh Hardcore Shipper: “Everyone knows you two are a couple”
Hosuh: “We’re not a couple! WERE STRAIGHT!”
Random Stosuh Hardcore Shipper: “Hey, You GUYS! Raise your hand if you think Stephen and Hosuh are a couple!!”
|Hardcore Stosuh shippers raise their hands|
Hosuh:
Hosuh: “Stephen, put your hand down.”
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- Danplan Au- @/Danplan.dsh
Daniel: *Sneezes*
Stephen:
Daniel: “Stephen,You’re supposed to say bless you.”
Stephen: “Huh? Oh, but I’m sitting next to you so you’ve clearly been blessed by Stephen”
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Daniel, Walking In to the bathroom at 8 in the morning: “Oh.. Hey uh, Hosuh what are you doing up thi- What the-WHAT HAPPENED?!”-
Hosuh, Covered In red substances: “It isn’t what it looks like..”
Stephen in the shower opening the shower curtain as an entrance: “Oh it definitely is what it looks like...”
Hosuh:
Stephen:
Daniel:
Hosuh: “I just wanted to...try something new and accidentally exploded the red hair dye...”
Stephen: “I knew it, You’re an idiot.”
Daniel: “God Dammit, Hosuh.”
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