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I can’t believe this is the ONE POST I WAS ON ANON FOR

Anakin’s hair is hammered bronze, amber sunbeam chestnut honey, end of story

BRUH WHAT KIND OF BLACK MAGIC IS THIS 😂😂

HOW DID YOU GET IT SO SPECIFIC I actually think I might cry I’m scared.

Okay ladies and gentlemen this anon wins 😭😭😭 WHAT THE FUCK I’m still freaking out WHAT???

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me giving yousa the absolute best ass i can

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I am a(n):

⚪ Male

⚪ Female

🔘 Writer

Looking for

⚪ Boyfriend

⚪ Girlfriend

🔘 An incredibly specific word that I can’t remember

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rb this and describe the most popular post you’ve ever made in the tags

#not sure this counts but I went on anon and sent a shit post to choke me anakin #Bc this is my secondary acct #and it was describing Anakin’s fucking hair color in a ludicrous and highly specific way #and she googled the dumb fucking phrase I sent her #and came up w an exact match of his hair color #and it got fucking like 60000 notes or something sksksjjsj #and I was ON ANON SO NOBODY KNOWS IT WAS ME #fml

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Mace has really had enough of this lineage. (source: criminal minds, link in tags)

#HA

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in the event that ahsoka had actually been assigned to obi-wan as his padawan, how likely do you think it'd be that anakin, Technically an Adult, would feel the urge to just. compete with this orange child. who's snippy like he was and kinda impulsive but /better/ at controlling herself. which of course anakin takes personally

oh, extremely likely, if not an absolute certainty, and it would be intense competition. anakin is not above dunking on a thirteen year old constantly if he thinks obi-wan’s affection is on the line. ahsoka’s assigned to obi-wan, who, first of all, still has nightmares about the last padawan, and was in no way prepared for a new one, and second of all, he was not prepared for the fact that his last padawan would fucking accost him the second he found out obi-wan had picked up a new one. we’re talking full on irrationality, like anakin’s midway through saying, “and now that i’m a jedi knight, master, you’ll notice i don’t need your input, or your direction, or anything from you -” and then ahsoka shows up and says she’s been assigned to master obi-wan and anakin’s like “EXCUSE ME??? i mean, i don’t need him, and i’ve never needed him, actually - but, you mean, you’re obi-wan’s padawan? my obi-wan? how fucking dare you. not that i care, though, but how fucking dare you.” it would be, in a word, batshit.

ahsoka receives the full brunt of anakin’s kenobi-related insecurity, which, let’s be honest, there’s not time in the day to list the multitude of reasons and directions anakin’s irrationally fucked up about obi-wan in. it would be really funny just because it’s hilarious to see a twenty year old try to fight a fourteen year old, but also really sad, because imagine you’re fourteen, you’re apprenticed to one of the greatest masters in the jedi order and then one of the greatest knights in the jedi order, a prodigy in no less than 10 areas, goes out of his way to try and prove he’s better than you all the time. like, sure, it’s motivated by anakin’s festering hurt that obi-wan never loved him and replaced him the first chance he got and is better off without him, none of which is true but it’s not like anakin’s good with The Truth, but it’s also overwhelmingly not fun for ahsoka.

you could make an argument that it would be also in-character for anakin to take all of that festering hurt and decide to cut and run, and just never speak to obi-wan again, instead opting to brood broodingly alone. and then, following that, that obi-wan would have to let him go, believing this to be indication that anakin never loved him as much as he loved anakin, which would probably be an in-character clusterfuck of miscommunication. it would probably end in anakin leaving the order, because without the personal ties of ahsoka or obi-wan, the fact that anakin earnestly wants to be a jedi (a thing which i have many opinions on and am very insistent on being a major motivation that’s often looked over, for him) isn’t enough to outweigh his perceived faults in the order. and then anakin and obi-wan just never get over it, because no matter what, they’re always hung up on each other, for better or worse. that’s just a lot of sadness without the inherent hilarity of anakin dunking on a middle schooler like it’s his job, though.

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They look like they’re singing a high pitched duet.

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Star Wars Gif or Graphic Challenge: [2/3] Male Characters

Obi Wan Kenobi

“You will find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view.”

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Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005) dir. George Lucas

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𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕥𝕚𝕔 𝕝𝕚𝕗𝕖𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕞 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟...

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Feral trash padawan and the newly knighted jedi who’s responsible for him 

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Whenever a wise guide in a fantasy show tells the hero they have to “let go of attachments” to be a hero I just want to smack them in their stupid face because our love for others is what drives us to do good you stupid fucking mentor figure.

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Luke: What was my father like?

Ahsoka: he was an excellent pilot!

Luke: *beaming*

Anakin’s Force Ghost: *smiling*

Obi Wan’s Force Ghost: *scowling*

Ahsoka: shh, let them have this.

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I’M NOT READYYYYY

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the blur

SPIN KICK!!!!!

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the entire star war

the best part of the entire star war is when han is posing in ep iv as a stormtrooper and he’s cringing bc he knows it’s gonna come out of his mouth oh no there it fucking is “we’re fine. how are you? “ and then the look of pure agony on his face and he physiclaly doubles over bc he is the most cringe worthy man in the galaxy in that moment

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Dude, Clone Wars Obi-wan would be the most absolutely chaotic Force Ghost. 

Imagine:

He dies in some battle and everyone is freaking out and mourning his death. Then when they’re back on Couroscant, Anakin rolls out of bed in the middle of the night and just sees Obi-wan sitting on the counter eating a bag of shredded cheese. 

Obi-wan: Good morning. By the way, you’re out of nachos.

Anakin.exe has stopped working

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“Why here remain do you? Guilt, perhaps? Unfinished buisness you wish to complete?”

“Nah, I just wanna cuase problems on purpose.”

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Obi-wan still insists on joining Council meetings, even if no one can see him. Of coruse when the meetings get too boring he floats behind Mace and makes stupid faces. It’s hard for the others to stay serious after that.

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Every time Palpatine turns his back some of his office suplies goes missing. A pencil, a stapler, a stamp. He dosen’t think much of it until he sees a datapad litterally fly across the room. And promtply scares hismelf into cardiac arrest.

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“Welcome abord The Negotiator, your new home and base of opperations. it’s also haunted, but don’t let that spoook you.”

“Wait what?”

Obi-wan, phasing throguh a wall: “Hello there!” :D