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The German Dragon Ball anime is hilarious. The German dub censores a lot of things, such as:

The bullets Bulma shoots Goku with in ep. 1 are "rubber bullets".

Goku doesn't pull down her pantie to check for balls and freaks out - no, he sleeps happily, wakes up and then freaks out bc he thinks Bulma is dead as she's still sleeping.

When Shenlong is summoned for the first time the infamous wish Oolong speaks is "a hat with two holes for my ears"

I'll keep you updated when there's more lol

#Ahhshaaha omgg love this

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A fanart of @saiyanmazen 's amazing fanfic, A Royal Exception

I know it's not exactly the scene, but when I read the part where Bulma gives his cape back, I couldn't resist imagining that she just threw it in his face 😂

If you haven't read this beautiful fic yet, go read it, it's worth it!

#morning reblog

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A few days ago I wondered whether Vegeta can cook/can use a kitchen without accidents.

Two possibilities:

1) Of course! The man is a Saiyan, he has figured out how to make FOOD. He may not be a gourmet chef but he can manage a simple meal.

2) Lolnope. He can make a sandwich and press a button on the coffee machine but don't let him use the oven or the stove if you don't want to have the firefighters visit you.

And then I decided 2) is way funnier: imagine Vegeta and Trunks being alone at home bc Bulma and her parents are on a little trip. The kitchen robot is broken. Dad & son just finished training and are starving. They find pizza in the freezer and decide to put some in the oven. The rest is between Vegeta and the insurance company.

#Omg i love both explanations 😂😂 #So good

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I know I’ve already posted these but they did so much for “Very Large Evil Guy and Very Small Evil Guy”

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Daddy-Daughter snuggle WIP

#AWWWWW #This is so adorable

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Poor vegito…

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Oh, Zarbon... I thought you knew all about the Saiyans. Didn't you know that we increase our battle strength every time we recover from the brink of death? It was such a bad idea to take care of me when I was nearly dead... Don't you agree?!

#His eyes omg ahhahsa love that

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Could we cancel Vegeta for deadnaming Goku?

I love the idea of cancelling him for this and not for genociding entire planets

#Perfect

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Prince Monkey Butt

#AWWWWW BABY

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Working on a little something to break through my writer's block. It's an early draft, so please excuse any mistakes.

Yes. It's smut for Legend - A Dragon Ball Tale. All based on Bulma catching Vegeta’s cape.

#Love that!!

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#Angy

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🩷 BADMAN 🩷

#Aaaaa he looks so goood here #Beautiful bad man

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#😂😂😂

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