danhauscn

[danhauscn]

That sounds great, Jacksonville is the perfect place to do very evil things. Perhaps we can get boba tea if you like that and then go to the comic book store?

for no reason whatsoever, is there anything fun to do in new jersey ? just curious.

[danhauscn]

Danhausen hears they make all kinds of fancy earplugs now to solve this problem. And because I am such a good friend and incredibly considerate I will also get those little breathe right nose strips. Would that make things better

Also it sounds good, what can I say! Like those weird flavored Japanese Kit Kats, you've had those right? They had wasabi flavored ones that Danhausen liked a lot. Very spicy very evil

This trip seems interesting, it's a good way to have some fun, make new friends, reconnect with old ones and blah blah blah. That said, I would rather drink salted caramel Pepsi than have a roomate.

[danhauscn]

How evil of you. Yes, Danhausen would like that very much

for no reason whatsoever, is there anything fun to do in new jersey ? just curious.

[danhauscn]

You would not even be roommates with Danhausen? Also salted caramel Pepsi sounds delicious where can I get some

This trip seems interesting, it's a good way to have some fun, make new friends, reconnect with old ones and blah blah blah. That said, I would rather drink salted caramel Pepsi than have a roomate.

[danhauscn]

I'm crushing on you.

Danhausen would question why, but he’s not going to look a horse girl in the mouth or whatever the saying is

Who are you

[danhauscn]

(text): Then it turns out she's into it and your marriage is never the same again

(text): Yeah your solution is better for everyone involved

(text): I am not good at eye contact but I am good at wearing pants so, for you, I will do both things

contact: HOOK 👿🥔 @5enerchia

(text): Okay, speaking as myself, as uncomfortable as it makes me. Regular normal guy Donovan here. (text): You've been avoiding me outside of work and honestly things haven't been the same at work either. I know you just got married and you've been super busy but this still isn't like you. What is going on

#* // 𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔟𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔲𝔪𝔟𝔯𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔞𝔰 → ⸢ texts ⸥

[danhauscn]

(text): And then we would probably have never been friends. Never mind this is too depressing of a scenario I'm glad no one prepared us for the horrors of fan art

(text): I think they're just very intent on getting our characters to fit certain roles regardless of the sense it makes. I admire their drive and enthusiasm, however misguided (text): The more you focus on getting rid of the thought the more it'll stick around. It's like the part from Dune when Timothee Chalamet puts his hand in the pain box, except instead of fear you have to let the tentacle dick thoughts pass over you and through you, then you'll be fine

(text): I was going to say I can provide exposure therapy but that is a poor choice of words for this situation. I will be back to my usual schedule of annoying you though, that is a promise

contact: HOOK 👿🥔 @5enerchia

(text): Okay, speaking as myself, as uncomfortable as it makes me. Regular normal guy Donovan here. (text): You've been avoiding me outside of work and honestly things haven't been the same at work either. I know you just got married and you've been super busy but this still isn't like you. What is going on

#* // 𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔟𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔲𝔪𝔟𝔯𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔞𝔰 → ⸢ texts ⸥

[danhauscn]

(text): True, and unlike stumbling across Naruto/Sasuke art in the wild, no one prepares you for this either. There should really be a section in the employee handbook. What To Do If The Internet Ships You With Your Coworker

(text): I'm pretty desensitized to most things but with all respect to the artists it can be jarring. And the algorithm here is the worst, it's been showing me whatever "imagines" are for weeks now so I feel your pain

(text): Okay I won't do it, for the sake of hopefully returning your mind's eye to normal. Think about fluffy kittens and your beautiful wife and the Doritos in the purple bag.

(text): It is really funny that Danhausen is mostly a pathetic little guy and they think he has top energy. In what world. I guess maybe when I was in the indies but even when I was Too Scary I was still a pathetic little guy. Media literacy in the youth is at an all time low that's the real problem here

(text): Now that we have all that cleared up is there anything I can do to help you stop thinking about this? I am in the makeup most of the time but I can wear hats more

contact: HOOK 👿🥔 @5enerchia

(text): Okay, speaking as myself, as uncomfortable as it makes me. Regular normal guy Donovan here. (text): You've been avoiding me outside of work and honestly things haven't been the same at work either. I know you just got married and you've been super busy but this still isn't like you. What is going on

#* // 𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔟𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔲𝔪𝔟𝔯𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔞𝔰 → ⸢ texts ⸥

[danhauscn]

(text): Oh my fucking god.

(text): This is really really funny

(text): I thought I had unintentionally done something horrible because sometimes I'm bad at social cues, and you were just mentally scarred by gay fan art

(text): Hahahaha I'm so sorry but also what a relief

(text): Just to be clear, you are absolutely not my type. Or my alter ego's for that matter. Also always google yourself with safe search on and have someone else go through your tagged photos before you look at them.

(text): I may have to add the tentacle thing to the demon lore though that's very creative Anyway. Thank you for telling me, appreciate you, glad you don't hate me

contact: HOOK 👿🥔 @5enerchia

(text): Okay, speaking as myself, as uncomfortable as it makes me. Regular normal guy Donovan here. (text): You've been avoiding me outside of work and honestly things haven't been the same at work either. I know you just got married and you've been super busy but this still isn't like you. What is going on

#* // 𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔟𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔲𝔪𝔟𝔯𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔞𝔰 → ⸢ texts ⸥

[danhauscn]

(text): Shit like what? (text): Also, in the nicest way possible, if you were good at acting normal we wouldn't be friends

contact: HOOK 👿🥔 @5enerchia

(text): Okay, speaking as myself, as uncomfortable as it makes me. Regular normal guy Donovan here. (text): You've been avoiding me outside of work and honestly things haven't been the same at work either. I know you just got married and you've been super busy but this still isn't like you. What is going on

#* // 𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔟𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔲𝔪𝔟𝔯𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔞𝔰 → ⸢ texts ⸥

[danhauscn]

If you could go out on a date with anyone here, who would it be?

Danhausen has not thought about dating in a long time. But it would be fun to do spooky scary activities with @bloodyriptide

[danhauscn]

Danhausen wishes he had seen this earlier! We could have had some adventures :(

for no reason whatsoever, is there anything fun to do in new jersey ? just curious.

[danhauscn]

contact: HOOK 👿🥔 @5enerchia

(text): Okay, speaking as myself, as uncomfortable as it makes me. Regular normal guy Donovan here. (text): You've been avoiding me outside of work and honestly things haven't been the same at work either. I know you just got married and you've been super busy but this still isn't like you. What is going on

#* // 𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔟𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔲𝔪𝔟𝔯𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔞𝔰 → ⸢ texts ⸥

[danhauscn]

Would you like Danhausen to curse them? This can be arranged for a small fee of some sort

there’s nothing better than feeling like you’re over an ex until you see them with someone else in person and your heart just feels a painful sort of “ouch.”

life is absolutely remarkable. nothing ever goes wrong; it’s quite lovely. 5.5 stars; i highly recommend this situation. it’s super fun. it’s like spending an evening in, doing your favourite hobby, like banging your toe right on a bed post.  🙃👍

[danhauscn]

Spite Tour 2024

#* // 𝔟𝔢𝔱𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔬𝔰 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔟𝔢𝔞𝔲𝔱𝔶 → ⸢ face ⸥

[danhauscn]

Thank you Sir Pentico. Also friendship ended with Trent

#* // 𝔦'𝔪 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢 𝔞 𝔠𝔬𝔯𝔭𝔰𝔢 𝔦𝔫 𝔭𝔩𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔠 → ⸢ musings ⸥

[danhauscn]

You did so well last night, you deserve many many victory chips! Also Danhausen is placing a powerful curse on the tag team belts. They will be ours one day

never losing this championship ever again. jus saying. might as well bury me with it now.

but feelin like i wanna add a belt to the collection. 🤔