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You can probably tell which family member is coming upstairs by their step pattern but wouldn’t be able to pick out your own

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https://instagram.com/p/BaRw4fBnzJg/

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Tumblr double standard

Not all women are beautiful

Some women are problematic 

Some women treat kids like shit

Some women abuse animals

Some women are rapists

Some women are racist

Some women are anti equality

Some women abuse people

Some women are manipulative 

Not all women are perfect

Not all men are perfect

Tumblr screams how all women are perfect little flowers and all men are disgusting pigs that are the source of all the worlds problems.

Not all women are perfect 

Not all men are repulsive 

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More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

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Yup.

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girls make you feel weird things man

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Are you really friends with another man if you don’t engage in homosexual humor with him

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god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

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it was one hundred and one years ago last month that a tank first rolled onto the battlefield

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🤔🤔🤔

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Where my band bois at?

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wake up, sleepyheads

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“You. Come. Here.”

“M-Me?”