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dangerouslymonkey · 1 year
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Looks like I’m gonna make my return to tumblr.
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dangerouslymonkey · 5 years
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Area 51 has consumed me
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dangerouslymonkey · 5 years
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Nicola Scott, a hero who loves Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman, pitching the Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman 80th anniversary covers: they all face the front of the cover in the same position, showcasing their different suits over the years!
Dc: Fantastic. Fantastic work, Nicola. Now how about Dick Grayson?
Nicola Scott, a hero who loves Dick Grayson but who also understands Dick Grayson on a fundamental level:
"ass."
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dangerouslymonkey · 5 years
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Hummingbirds Pack A Colorful Punch
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dangerouslymonkey · 6 years
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dangerouslymonkey · 6 years
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Elsewhere in the Multiverse
Bruce : *dies*
Clark : Alright, start the timer
Dick : I bet you half of my inheritance he returns in 2 months
Jason : Bullshit, 1 month
Tim : Half of that
Damian : How?! How can you all be so nonchalant??! Father! Is! DEAD!!
Alfred : 5 days.
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dangerouslymonkey · 6 years
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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
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dangerouslymonkey · 6 years
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Night in the Museum: here’s a spooky mummy!! oooh!
10 y/o me: haha he’s ugly watch
Night in the Museum: [ mummy unmasks himself to reveal a twenty-something year old Rami Malek ]
10 y/o me: 
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dangerouslymonkey · 6 years
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Jason Todd: Dude, Tim got kidnapped.
Dick Grayson: Again? How much do they want for him?
Jason Todd: Eighty-five dollars.
Dick Grayson: That seems cheap.
Jason Todd: It's a good deal.
Dick Grayson: Do we have to pay for shipping?
Jason Todd: Twenty dollar shipping.
Dick Grayson: See? That's where they get you.
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dangerouslymonkey · 6 years
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There’s an official Looney Tunes comic that heavily implies Elmer and Daffy Duck fucked and I’m
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dangerouslymonkey · 6 years
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Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week
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dangerouslymonkey · 6 years
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Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding
Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?
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dangerouslymonkey · 6 years
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Get Out wasn’t the 1st racist horror concept Jordan Peele was apart of.
Watch this.
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dangerouslymonkey · 6 years
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parades at disney: here’s a 40 foot tall mechanical dragon that actually breaths fire
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parades at universal: y’all remember Hop(2011)?
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