But get this, the Red Robot asked me out of concern if I was okay, so I told him that I was fine and that's when the Red Robot ran off!
" Again. Just stay away from 'em, then. Clearly it don't want you around. "
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Hey Ralph, I swear I heard a man screaming in pain at an alleyway but when I approached the source, all I saw was a red robot wiping some weird goop off!
" Sounds like some Walmart-brand Kraang shit. Better stay away from 'em. "
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Have you ever heard of the Balancer's Ryszard?
" Nooooo...don't think I care, either. Sounds like somethin' from one of those geeky ass nerd games Donnie plays. "
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Treasure chest opened!
Splat!
Oof! You just got pied!
" YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS TO RUN. "
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Help........him........heal................him....................
" Girl, this is a McDonald's, you're clearly drunk, go home. "
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Save......Him...
" ...sir, this is a Wendy's. "
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" This blog exists yet I'm still on the main. I'm just that good. "
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"Alright Mighty Mutants, let's do this!"
"'Mighty Mutants'? What, 'Dancing Dorks' was already taken?"
law.
raph.
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tag dump / blog-centric stuff
🐢🗡 // stick it in your shell / ic
🐢🗡 // if we told you; we'd have to kill you / musings
🐢🗡// who are you calling impulsive and overemotional?! / about
🐢🗡 // an all you can beat buffet! / likes / aesthetics
🐢🗡 // don't give bad orders; and i won't second guess 'em / music / playlist
🐢🗡 // i always thought the future of ninjutsu was taller / dash commentary
🐢🗡 // it literally hurts to listen to you sometimes / starter call
🐢🗡 // so what if I got a temper? i’m still the best fighter we’ve got / visage
🐢🗡// let's trash the place / answered
🐢🗡// that's adorable and sad ; it's ‘sadorable’ / open
🐢🗡// yes; that's why we're laughing; because you sound nothing like that / drabbles
🐢🗡// unmotivated bursts of anger is kinda my thing / ooc
🐢🗡// i was just having some fun / memes
🐢🗡// we've never gone into a fight like this and i don't know what's gonna happen / psa
🐢🗡// i'll never be cruel again; just leave me alone / wishlist
🐢🗡// hey; the stealth bike's my thing / self promo
🐢🗡// if you love it so much; why don't you marry it / promo
🐢🗡 // v / the secret of the ooze made the chosen few / main
🐢🗡 // v / i wanna fuck the world ; i wanna make it hurt / vampire
🐢🗡 // v / teenagers scare the living shit outta me ; they could care less as long as someone’ll bleed / foot
🐢🗡 // v / just a little something up ahead ; i’m dreaming of being human / human
🐢🗡 // v / we tried the world; good god; it wasn’t for us / future
🐢🗡 // v / the world has changed. it's a neverending wasteland now / mutant apocalypse
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