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I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it can absolutely write shitpost with the right instructions. It gets close with the first prompt:

And nails it with one correction:

#though somehow the funniest part of this is that it called it tumblr cereal milk judgement #like that's a better shitpost than the shitpost it wrote

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sorry every age gap is problematic now. yeah the only ethical relationship left is twincest it's the only way to avoid a power dynamic

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Mr Baggins bear by Peng Peng’s Place

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psychosis good ending

#han juwon

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A God

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i was in the grocery store and saw an onion on the ground and picked it up, absently saying “poor little guy.” behind me a teenage girl started laughing and then stopped and went “aww. i’m sorry for laughing. that’s nice actually.” and the cycle of cruelty is broken for another generation as a young person realizes that it is not embarrassing to have empathy for another thing that was once living, because certainly to be a lone white onion rolling on the ground in a supermarket would be terrifying to anyone

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mob boss who wears a ringpop and when you greet him you have to suck on it

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beyond evil + incorrect quotes (2/?)

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made some affirmations for my fellow grocery shoppers out there

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we're all so lucky that a cat can be orange. that's such an incredible color for a cat to be

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han juwon: *breaks into dongsik’s house, calls him a murderer, stalks him, gets his arrested, throws a tantrum when he broke a promise, manhandles him, says he used his mother, lured his victims in with their trust, killed his niece in cold blood, says he’s going to ram him with the horns of justice*

lee dongsik: damn that’s crazy, what you doing later? 

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So…

We gonna talk about it… or 👀

Dang I thought for a moment I was reading a really good fan fiction..

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im sorry i wrongly accused you of having killed your own twin sister and then went around accusing you of other things you weren't guilty of just bc im obsessed with you do you still want to top me

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Taemin in 540px - Day 643 of 673

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