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Daily (?) JRWI Riptide Incorrect Quotes
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Gillion: What's the signal when something goes wrong?
Chip: We yell, 'oh shit.'
Jay: ...That'll work.
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Jay: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!
Gillion: It's kind of complicated, but Chip-
Jay: Got it. Forget I asked.
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Jay: Two gals!
Anastasia: Chillin' in a blood pool!
Jay and Anastasia, in unison: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!
#jrwi riptide#riptide incorrect quotes#jrwi#jrwi anastasia#jrwi jay ferin#i can't remember their ship name oopsie
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Jay: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!
Gillion: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Chip, go find out if that thing can catch fire!
Jay: You're a bad influence.
Gillion: And you don't know your sayings.
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Lizzie: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Ava: It was me...
Lizzie: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
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Lizzie: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them?
Caspian: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them.
Lizzie: Okay yeah thanks Caspian, that's great but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT?
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Queen: Come to think of it… You’ve always been nice to me.
Queen: I mean, you listen to all my problems-
Chip: No, Queen I just simply stand here while you talk, there’s a big difference.
#sorry queen bbg i did you dirty#but this is kinda what happened#jrwi riptide#riptide incorrect quotes#jrwi#jrwi chip#jrwi queen#jrwi chipped crown
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Chip: You’re mean!
Jay: You’re meaner!
Chip: Yeah, well, you’re ugly too!
Jay: You’re uglier!
Chip: You’re a dumbass!
Jay: You’re a dumberass!
Chip: You think “dumberass” is a good insult!
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Chip: We have a problem.
Gryffon: No, YOU have a problem. I have a crew full of idiots who keeps making them.
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Gillion: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."
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Drey: You know, Chip, when you generalize, you tell general... lies.
Chip: ...
Chip: Are you trying to teach me moral lessons through puns.
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Chip: Hey Jay, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.
Jay, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?
Chip: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Jay!
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Lizzie: Who's in charge here?
Chip, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.
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Caspian: Answers phone. Hello?
Lizzie: It's Lizzie.
Caspian: What did she do this time?
Lizzie: No, it's me, Caspian. It's actually me.
Caspian: What did you do this time?
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Jay: I'm gonna nickname my child "Lil Bitch".
Chip: I see you're passing on your name.
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Arlin to Chip: First rule of battle, little one… don’t ever let them know where you are.
Drey, shooting out of frame: WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo!
Arlin: 'Course, there’re other schools of thought.
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Chip: Everyone, calm down! We're grown-ups, let's deal with this like adults!
Jay: So, we're just going to wing it and hope for the best?
Chip: Obviously. Now, Gillion, pass the shovel.
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