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why am i nostalgic for my teenage years bitch i didnt even have fun !!!

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“My husband got involved with a younger woman at work.  I was relaxed about it at first.  He’s thirteen years younger than me, so I thought: ‘Shit happens.’  But then she got pregnant.  Luckily through the divorce process I had the opportunity to take over this shithole place with no heating, which I’ve turned into an art studio. And now I’m living my best life.  Everything is for sale except the pink chandelier and the dog.  Anyone is free to stop by at anytime.  You can eat or drink whatever you want.  All the young people in the neighborhood love me.  I’m the oldest person in our friend group.  Everyone else is in their twenties or thirties.  They call me Queen Mama.  I call them my adopted kids.  I always help them with their school projects and resumes and interviews.  I only ask one thing in return.  Each of them has to teach me one new thing every week: a piece of music, a trend, an idea.  Just so I can stay up to date.  Before you take the photograph, let me go inside and put on some make-up.  We were out until 2 AM last night.” (Amsterdam, The Netherlands)

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it’s dangerous to go alone. take this

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spongebob screencaps that have a feeling

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the holy grail

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musical faces

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this is the most unsettling episode of cutthroat kitchen i have ever seen

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Just released: my unofficial soundtrack for Wii Windsurfing

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When ya girl bisexual

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This is the only kind of April Fools jokes I’m here for