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faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

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Ace really is the Most Normal of the twst cast

I had this conversation with a friend a couple nights ago. Besides the fact that he doesn't have his UM yet, he is. the Baseline for normality in Twisted Wonderland (this is all lighthearted lmao) Here's why:

reformed criminal (by 16)

came from abusive household

Tooth Enthusiast

'haha I'm fine' <- not fine (clinically)

Prince. thats not normal.

Pickpocket

he's 16 how the FUCK does he have that build. also strong moral compass for his age

the fucken mafia

Prince/Sultan

You get a pass. But also an overblotter so no he doesn't

a celebrity

Rook

Apple Enthusiast (he could honestly get a pass for Normal)

Fire hair

Fire hair and a robotic child that developed a heart?

Prince. Dragon. Yeah

Would drink your blood as a prank

Narcolepsy and Autistic

dear god shut up

then we have

Man who has more bling than brains and runs a goddamn school

Sad old man (you get a normal pass, but statistically he's in the 'not normal' side bc he didn't remarry after losing his wife)

Teacher who still goes to class with a fucking crop in his hand

Ego

Literally works with shadows

They tried to make a case for Trey being normal but like. between Ace and Trey if you pointed at Ace and went '16 year old with a mischievous streak' vs pointing at Trey and going '18 year old that checks his underclassmen's teeth after they've brushed' One is Less Normal Than The Other

ACE IS THE BASELINE FOR NORMAL The ONLY other person that gets a chance at 'the normal pass' is Najma, but seeing as her family serves royalty I wouldn't call her normal either.

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Book 5 be like

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HOLD UP

I know I've been dead for a while, but I just found out that Kaldo's English VA is Zeno Robinson?? That's so cool wtf

#mashle magic and muscles #kaldo gehenna #mashle #mashle kaldo

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The computer runs on magic or something idk

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I love how Malleus is misunderstood in the truest of sense not because he's a typical kuudere who likes animals but just happened to always pick the most offensive language known to mankind every time he wants to praise the mc, but because people are literally making up shit about him that he's never done before.

"He'll kill you on sight," "He eats babies for breakfast," but when you meet him he's a genuinely happy person. Like, not even because you accidentally triggered his gap moe and you see the golden heart he's purposely hidden from the world because of trauma or some edgy crap. Literally just someone who smiles the entire time he's talking to you and guffaws at your jokes and gets excited at the thought of going to places with you.

Like, that's not a kuudere, that's a normal person.

And it's not even that he doesn't have trauma. My guy accidentally got cursed by his own mom. It's just that he thinks the prospect of a precious present moment weighs so much more to him than a past he has no control over.

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服の描きこみしてるとこ

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1 - FNAF

2 - Stardew Valley

3 - Twisted Wonderland

4 - Made in Abyss

5 - Mashle

I saw this meme going around on twitter and I think it'll be perfect for this account.

List 5 topics you can talk on for an hour without preparing any material.

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sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis

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Favorite part of Stardew Valley is how there's just so much magic everywhere and yet literally none of the townsfolk ever acknowledge it. They're just like "Huh that old guy who lives in the weird tower sure set up some crazy decor for Spirit's Eve huh? Anyways lets play a tabletop game set in a fantasy universe because ours is so boring"

Meanwhile you are delving into the mine slaying impossible magical creatures, sent on missions by Junimos who fix everything with magic, teleporting all over the place, consulting with the oracle daily for your planning...and everyones like "Dang being a farmer sounds like hard boring work. Lol"

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what the hell is this dude’s problem

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Mayor Lewis: I'll come by during the night to collect the things you wanna sell

Mayor Lewis:

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home of sexuals

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That's awesome! It's great to see more people writing for the fandom! 🩵

My absolute favorite mashle blog @dabi-drift was my inspiration to start my blog, i never get tired of reading his writings <3 ( ty for being one of the reasons i started writing 🤍)

#mashle #mashle magic and muscles

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everyone make sure you leave out the milk and cookies and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife tonight 🥰

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🌸ortho for miku day

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