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what's the point in hooking up with older men if they can't even host? you're 43 with 2 roommates????

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hello tumblr

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“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”

Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.

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why do we fix someone else's tie for them instead of just telling them how? why do we hold hands when they're cold instead of just putting them in our pockets? Get real

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Baldur’s Gate 3 but in modern

#homosexuals #baldurs gate 3

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“The mystery of life isn’t a problem to solve, but a reality to experience.”

I’ve been thinking about Shai Hulud a lot these days so I’ve been re-reading Dune and I will never get over how amazing it is 🥰

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one of those boring nights

#them #bloodweave

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Professor au for the bloodweave valentines event!

Part 2

#i adore them #bloodweave

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Careful, I bite

#him #astarion

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naw the world aint ready for this text post yet

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Mind flayer using psionic attack, by Tom Wham from the AD&D Monster Manual, TSR, 1977.

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Visiting the higashikatas

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as a druid class enthusiast, I love imagining Gale carrying Tav (audhild) around on his shoulders in raven form or him napping on his partner in bear shape.

Especially if Gale becomes a professor, it would be so fun if gale becomes the professor known for having so many pets but in reality it's just Tav visiting him for afternoon smooches.

Professor Dekarios is seen saying "my love,how's your day?" to a cat outside the academy.

"Yes, I promise I will finish up early and be on time." Professor Dekarios says to a raven at his window during class.

#he’s sooooo #oh to be a Druid in love with Gale Dekarios

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i succumbed to them i fear

#sO TENDER #bloodweave #bg3 #gale dekarios #astarion

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UMBRELLA ACADEMY APPRECIATION WEEK DAY FIVE ► COMEDIC MOMENTS

#I miss him every day #diego hargreeves

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Worry not, Galemancers and Astarion brain rotten goblins, for I've got you cuvr'd