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two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

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Thanks for the question, Anon!

For me, I only go braless at home, even if others are there.

-submit your poll!-

#if im in the common areas and i know my roommate is home ill wear a bra #but like if she comes home and im already braless im not putting one on #ill also go without at home if im wearing a tanktop under my clothes or if i have a baggy hoodie on

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let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

#hot funny can do math can drive can cook #almost a total package my friends 😎

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Changing my belief system from "this is the hill I'll die on" to "this is the hill I'll kill you on" has done absolute wonders for me 10/10 do recommend

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you know what i'm gonna get sappy for a second bear with me

there are a lot of posts and memes for writers about how hard writing is and how annoying it can be and how dispiriting it can feel when we don't make progress the way we'd like to. and those are true, and relatable, and funny! i've been there!

but maybe it doesn't get said enough in the other direction, so I'm gonna say it: I love writing. i love the process of putting phrases together and testing them for cadence and flow; i love knowing that there is a word for exactly the thing I want to convey, even if I just can't think of it right now, and going onto a thesaurus and being like there she is, that's the one!

but more than anything, I love the ritual of constantly asking myself "okay, and then what happens?" and feeling the same sense of delighted surprise every single time when somehow, a part of me I wasn't consciously aware of knows the answer. that experience, where my brain provides me solutions I didn't know it was working on, feels like a miracle every time. and getting into a productivity groove where I keep knowing the answers is one of the best feelings on the planet.

and sure, sometimes I don't know the answer, and it's hard and unsatisfying and see above about how easy it is to joke about how writing's the pits, but... that just makes it even more special when I'm firing on all cylinders, you know?

anyway, yeah. w r i t i n g.

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I need a way to say this character makes me feel insane amounts of lust but not in a sexual or romantic way

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the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

#cooking is a game of vibes #baking is chemistry #it is SCIENCE

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

#okay i took french so i do know its mee-yet #that however has not stopped me from say mytay in my head #similarly i know its pe-pay but i still say peep

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Top-Tier Villain Motivations

They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.

I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.

Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.

Yes, Master

Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!

I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)

I don't want a better future, I want a better past!

No other way to get performance art funded these days

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“I will give you the power you seek,” the Fae lady said, “but in exchange, I will take your firstborn child.” “Alright, so when do you want to meet my parents?” “Wait, what?” “When do you want to get married?” “Hold on, now…”

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Fuck marry kill:

#becoming queen seems like the best option here so marry the king #then kill the jester #and i guess ill fuck the knight if i have to #then the king and the knight can go on with their homoeroticism while i get to be queen #we can get a new jester

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Witcher’s Lullaby

This month’s Geraskier print choice for my Acid Rain Tier [ available til the end of the month if you’d like one! Link to Patreon here ]

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Demographic of people in the Witcher fandom iirc convinced there's such a thing as 'lute oil' which best as I can tell is incorrect

#well its got to come from somewhere folks #what else is a simple writer to do!!

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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

#GOT to be the bed #no more night sweats 🫠

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stacys mom turned me into a frog!

im eating flies and live inside a log!

stacy cant you see she has placed a spell on me!

now im in a bog and look just like a small green frog