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tim: sweet dog you got there. gordon: yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog. tim: still training huh? gordon: red robin.. what do you mean? tim: ... tim: nevermind...

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i am begging for more brotherly jason & damian pls 🥺😔🙏 (i rlly loved the first one!)

can you draw me as a cool strong alpha wolf please dami please 🙏🙏

artblock strong af btw im sorry if it's ugly😔

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to honour the dick grayson kid flash shirt pic, i present to you teenage wally rocking up to school 40 minutes late wearing the nightwing runners-grippy sock-ankle monitor combo

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Could you tell me about the autoresponder?

Song is Medicine by Sasuke Haraguchi! Absolute banger

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you sit down at the plastic table because your partner likes being outside at the bar even though it’s 90 degrees and 60% humidity at 10pm and you thought this corduroy dress was soooo cute but now youre all sweaty and so one of your balls has escaped your panties but youre wearing fishnets so your loose nut is now dying like a sea turtle in a six pack ring and youre the desperate diver trying to save it but blind and one handed and stone faced cause you can’t draw attention to the fact that youre doing a high stakes wildlife rescue on your stupid scrotum in public because it might turn into a six month news cycle and desantis might fly out to personally bulldoze the bar. and its a thursday

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yap yap yapping

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happy bday roxy!!!

jane

jake

dirk

alpha kids

beta kids from last year

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Leon Kennedy in Resident Evil 2 Remake

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Grown man who goes bleh

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the batgirl ever

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Bruce Wayne should be an old fashioned gothic romantic. When he actually falls in love with someone he should get a little weird and intense about it. “Alfred, how do I tell them I want to crawl into their very veins and pump their blood with my own hands without freaking them out” type shit. 

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I don't necessarily have a favorite Alfred quote but, "I'm habitually ripped to the gills on very fine cocaine" definitely crosses my mind most often

[The Batman's Grave #3]

Also this offers evidence to my Little Freak Alfred headcanon. What were you doing training for 4 hours of sleep in the British countryside.

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Roy, leaning on the counter: Hey beautiful, come here often? Jason: Is this the part where I remind you we've been married for four years or do I play along? Roy: Play along! Jason: Alright. Sorry, I'm not interested, I'm married

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nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”

and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.

no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim