cyborgmoved

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i’ve moved kinblogs because….. you know ;)

you can ask me for it if you want, my askbox is open i’m pretty sure. don’t dm on tumblr bc the noise makes me anxious 😳

[cyborgmoved]

i’ve moved kinblogs because..... you know ;)

you can ask me for it if you want, my askbox is open i’m pretty sure. don’t dm on tumblr bc the noise makes me anxious 😳

#gonna move this url to my main because its GOOD... closest i will get to having a canon cy url #whoever has the unhyphenated url hmu pls. hand it over

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i haven't been a kinnie on this blog for ages quick here's some funny stuff from my cy canon

- aloe said it took them a month to build my body but it took like 5 years!!!!! so i kept puttinh my age on websites and stuff like neopets as 19 bcuz i was 19 when i died but i was actually 24. thanks al

- went to the funky soda archipelago or however u spell it twice with (who could've guessed i was fucking gay) aloe, once as palm once as cyborg, and both times i pushed aloe off the boat into the water

-> "hey lil tourguide are there any sharks in the water"

"no!! just nice little fish :)"

"dang it" PUSHES ALOE IN ANYWAY

- ion kept accidentally closing doors on themselves bcuz they're too short to reach the doorknobs and they'd just bump the door shut but they WOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING they'd just wait until one of us opened the door on the other side and accidentally knocked them onto their back

- the ions couldn't "sleep" without their funky star projector thing on and we only figured this out when aloe woke up one night to like 3 of the ions stood on them, just staring at them and speaking REALLY QUIETLY about "ceiling stars". when aloe woke up they shrieked and i heard it in my room like 4 doors down

#cy text #memory hell

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cyborg cookie from cookie run here and YOGURT CREAM IF U READ THIS. i may have been just a little gremlin with no magic last time we met but im a robot now and i WILL throw hands!! or rather. hand. cuz the other hand is a COOL LASER

(ง •̀_•́)ง

#I FORGOT I SENT THIS but offers still open. yc im gonna deck u behind ur fancy mansion /j #half joke..... #cy text #I can't remember my tags for this blog hmm

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also i love my hero canon its so FUN!!!! like hell yeah literal superhero au with spooky villains and lemon and its FUN TO THINK ABOUT....

#hero text

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also i rly need to upd8 my about here especially since tumblr killed my main so im at another blog now KLJFDGKJFDHGKFDJ

#general text

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i’m going through my first memory doc of cyborg from back in like, may? when i let myself kinfirm them FSDKJHGEKDJTGHF i was gettin The Feels before they were even out but i was like ‘bro wait. wait’

ANYWAYS i didnt remember much and just had vague feels and its fun to just debunk everything now

like YEAH u were someone and NO u were NOT organised KSDJHGFKDFJGHFD me and al definitely had matching notebooks and i had a bunch of tropical stickers on mine (at some point after aloe bought the notebooks for us i dragged them into some store and bought SO many stickers, i think i spent all my allowance on stickers and aloe had to buy me snacks oops) but i kept losing my notebook and aloe was “mad” (they KNEW id lose it the bastard)

#cy text #memory hell

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still not over this by the way

HE LOOKED COOL THO... HE WAS WEARING LIKE. idk. his halloween outfit??? when he was being spooky. he had a MASK and that violin was SKETCHY

so i hero shifted for the first time in a while

#hero text #memory hell #ok im going to sleep

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so i hero shifted for the first time in a while

#mint.......... a villain............ who had weird music powers.......... who coudlve GUESSED #thats not sarcasm im dying a little. #hero text #GOD I HAVENT HERO SHIFTED IN LIKE TWO YEARS WHERE DID HE COME FROM????? #memory hell #I TOOK HIM OFF MY KINLIST AND EVERYTHING CUZ I THOUGHT I WAS MISTAKEN BUT UM #me being 75% hero shifted 25% cyborg shifted and FEELING the inner conflict: THE COOKIES R FIGHTINGGGGGG

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i was like ‘oh im not much of a kinnie rn, im probably not gonna use this blog for a while’ and then 10 minutes later im memory rambling

ANYWAYS social climb by idkhbtfm SERIOUSLY reminds me of how before i crumbled as cyborg, aloe would drag me around places near where we lived and do Illegal Things like um............ loitering. and taking a marker to the wall of the local arcade. and a bunch of other things that aloe was INSISTING were serious criminal acts and that they were ‘slowly corrupting me to the ways of villainy’ and um..... not to be gay or anything but it was rly cute

we’d be vibing at the beach and theyd just suddenly grab my hand and drag me off to do some Crime(tm) and they were so HAPPY about it............

#UGH I MISS THEM #ITS BEEN A YEAR AL WHERE ARE U....... #cy text #memory hell #aloe changed a lot once i crumbled huh. they didnt really laugh as much as they used to #:( i WONT think abt that i WONT.......

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i think a lot abt how aloe hid a lot of things frm me after they made me into cyborg......... like how they told me that my accident and my recreation were only like a month apart

they were not a month apart aloe.

they were THREE YEARS APART

THERE’S A DIFFERENCE

#I DIED AT 19 AND WOKE UP AT 22 THERE WAS CLEARLY MORE THAN A MONTH BETWEEN EFESDKGJFDSGKJJFDKIGHF #i mean i didnt rly physically age but you know #i dunno how i worked out that they'd lied abt that... maybe they told me :/ #cy text #memory hell #sorry ive gone into kinnie mode

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okay i’ve always said aloe was too nice to be a villain in my main canon but like. they were just nice to me and no one else (except like. energy drink and their family but yeah) and i didnt realise until just now. i didnt even realise in my canon. i thought they were just a pushover of a villain but nah! i was a fool

and like? we were best buds even tho i was Very Obviously a wannabe superhero who looked up to hero and wanted to be just like him and yeah. hero and aloe were Literally rivals and i was just here being best friends with the villain while wanting to be the hero’s sidekick and aloe didnt really mind. ofc they jokingly tried to get me over to the ‘villain side’ every so often to which i would adamantly refuse (”aloe what do you want why are you outside my window it’s 3am” “i brought you snacks. join my side. you’d be a cool villain i would make you a little robot buddy you can destroy the town with- wait don’t close the curtains what are you doing come back”) but!!! it was very fun. i never really felt bad about being besties with The Villain because they were nice to me so???? that means they’re nice right. which i mean wasn’t wrong. aloe was very polite just also had a taser

#LOOKING BACK ON THIS I WASNT WRONG... they were just really nice to me :) #i mean al was only rly a silly litol villain :) they were 100% serious they just tried too hard to follow in their mom's footsteps EFKGDKFJG #and by mom i mean wasabi. i should specify since they have two moms sdkjghfdksjhgfdkgjf #but besides like the little fights theyd have with hero; al in their weird ufo lookin thing and hero in his suit #al didnt rly do much #honestly the most villainy thing they did was MAKE MY PET INTO A BATTERY (IM STILL NOT OVER THAT!!!!! AL ILY BUT WHY???) #cy text #memory hell

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lemon cookie video from twitter

#this still slaps

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Cyborg, that's gay -Aloe

you’re gay - cyborg

#ALOE IF YOU'RE READING THIS YOU'RE GAY

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WE ALSO HAD MELODY AND ACACIA

there were more but i have FOUR NAMES

so i named all of aloe’s plants right? i remembered Two Names

one was called buttercream (it was a dracaena lisa if i remember correctly. it sure was a plant) and the other was a rosette succulent called carson

carson?????

#also i didnt name all the plants!! aloe did DFJNJGKFDGHJGKFDG #they'd be like 'this is melody :) i found her at a car boot sale' and id just look at them. #carson.............. cant stop thinking abt Carson The Succulent #cy text #memory hell

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man i remember en didn’t talk much and instead texted me a lot of stuff they wanted to say, and they got really pissed off cuz i used tons of emojis KDFGKDFHG and they’d like, rant to me about whatever beef they had with aloe that day and i’d just send them ‘spill the tea sis 🍵🍵🍵🍵🍵‘ and they’d block me

#im just going thru my old mems and reblogging my favourite ones DFJKGHFDKJGHFDKGJFD #never did find en........ cmon......... you gotta spill the tea.................

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but yeah DJ SHIFT. the megastar costume was totally a thing and idk why i thoight it was a good idea like. my hair. who wouldnt recognise it.

apparently nobody recognised it so! i shared my singular braincell with my entire fanbase and i support them

#thinkin abt this. im not dj shifted (i mean im like 97% cyborg 3% dj constantly so.........) #but like how DIDNT anyone recognise me EFJESDKHGKFDJHGKFDJHGFD #i mean lemon did. of course lem did #firecracker didnt KDJSHTGFKJDHGKFJDHGKSJFHGSKD #they were like 'I RECOGNISE UR VOICE... WERE U ON TV ONCE' and im like 'uhh YEAH. YEAH I WAS!' #and then after the show id take off the bear jelly helmet thing and firecracker would go :O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #DJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #love firecracker...... they were too good :> #dj text #memory hell