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Hello, I am Dabby Gabriel and I would like to invite you to a 1980s style late and very long dinner. We will sit for roughly 4 to 5 hours in one Italian restaurant in soho nyc eating a very heavy meal of thick pasta, fatty meats drenched in sauces and oils and gulping glasses of luxurious acid filled red wine. Your ears will be privy to hours of conversation from me, a extremely wealthy white 68 year old man who is out of touch with almost every aspect of modern American life. Every time you think the evening is over I will order more things like dessert or coffee. When we get up your pant bottoms will stink like ass-sweat and it will release a cloud of sweaty shit stink that will make you feel like a dirty person. You will go to the bathroom at lest once to be alone for a second and fart. Oh yeah, one more thing, I am a bad boring person but I am rich with money.

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sniffling really hard

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Madone (Madonna), (detail).

Herman Jean Joseph Richir

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my chemical romance is the funniest and weirdest band ever. They’re all fucking losers who would genuinely rather play dnd than hook up with groupies. The singer used to work at Cartoon Network. The bassist is on the fbi watchlist for crimes against disney. One guitarist is a guitar god but he also used to keep a little action figure of spiderman in his pocket all the time, the other is like a little lap dog of a man, but he’s also on the fbi watchlist for death threats against a us president. They refused to be on the twilight soundtrack, one of the most popular franchises at the time but then they preformed on yo gabba gabba and re-recorded one of their songs in simlish.

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Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It’s the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It’s my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps

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guys give me your most controversial opinion!!! :D

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tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

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Im obsessed w/ making these god help me

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got so high I got scared and had to get out of the car to calm down and a coyote immediately sprinted out of the underbrush and stalked towards me

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anybody know what to do with it all

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wghatever the fuck this genre of tweet is i cant fucking stop saying mein scheiss Hund as a vocal stim

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in the club straight up squandering it. and by it i mean. my potentioal

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genuinely save me