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a collection of tweets, part 23

(the series)

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Traces of coca and nicotine found in Egyptian mummies - WTF fun facts

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Little pups 🐶❤️ 

Video by @sagethegolden

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Jawbreaker (1999) dir. Darren Stein

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New Orleans, Louisiana (September 22, 2018)

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I am way too emotional for this

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wise words

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I will break my fucking wrist reblogging this every time i see it.

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A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.

OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN READING THIS FOR MONTHS NOW I GET IT

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Stephen Colbert and Stephen King concoct a scary story

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The Weather Channel reacts to Trump pulling out of the Paris agreement. They’re not fucking around.

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(via WannasWorld)

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my internship boss was talking about how he had to work in a mail room to make ends meet during college where he “only made $6/hr” and