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“london, february 1, 1812. have spent 14 shillings and 6 pence magnificently, i.e., like an ass” - Aaron Burr

Anonymous said:Apparently spending 14 shillings and sixpence “like an ass” means Burr purchased a coconut.

I hope he just went “screw it” later and enjoyed the hell out of that coconut

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me: I understand this is the place cowards come to beg forgiveness from a king. sign your name to sleep easy, thinking all your sins have been absolved. but some sins even a king can’t make clean. you…ALL of you…every last rotten fuck on this island has crossed a man far less forgiving than old george will ever be. [dramatically] I COME AS HIS RIGHT HAND. I come on a mission of mercy, to show you a path to his forgiveness. I COME ON BEHALF OF CAPTAIN FLINT.

my mom: ………………do you have to do this every time you enter a room

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I’ve always been a bit of a self-doubter. I think a lot of actors are.

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“There is on particular vote I’m having some trouble with. Perhaps you could help me with it.”

“Whose vote is that?”

“Mine.”

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“smol bork”

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[ The only one in the world ]              (insp)

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But what about vampire history teachers. Vampires who read something from a text book then proceed to light the book on fire and throw it out the window because “No. that’s not even close to what really happened. Listen up nerds I’m about to teach you what really happened in France during the revolution”

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Long will I tarry, ere I begin this war for gold.

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URL graphic for the wonderful sherlxxk : ) I hope you like it. xx

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they didn’t text you back because they didn’t want to ok??? go do a clay mask its fine

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My greatest weakness? Occasionally, I give a damn.

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Wonder Woman (June 2017) 

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Watch: Seth Meyers has some harsh words for Bernie or Bust-ers

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Arwen x Aragorn + Louise Glück

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Bastille @ Not So Silent Night ‘15 [credit]