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how to write the voice/dialogue of some Vampyr characters

Jonathan Reid: go and read the complete Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (and every other Victorian/Edwardian novel you find) and you'll eventually get the hang of it

McCullum: LEECH

Swansea: oh, don't worry about lil ol' me! and other silly, non-threatening phrases

Nurse Crane: she's Romanian, so channel your inner Dracula.

Mary Reid: throw all natural dialogue out the window. we only talk in grandiose speeches here.

Ashbury: never say anything directly, ever. a lady is as mysterious as she is generally unhelpful

Myrddin: honestly good fucking luck. tortured sand? I don't even know what to do w that

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“Bravo!”

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Me: Oh yes, Vampyr, I love the game. You have Jonathan Reid, Edgar Swansea, uh-

Me: *looks at smudged writing on hand*

Me: Lady Ashfurry

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To defeat the vampires you must become the cross

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“IT’S A LEECH KILL IT - oh. Damn. Well, guess that’s that then, lads.”

“Jesus Christ, Robbie. What would you do without me? EAT LEAD LEECH!”  *busts door like a boss*

“But… but you can’t do that, mate!”

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And ya'll thought this blog couldn't possibly fall lower. . .

#I'm going straight to hell for this #idfk #someone take ditty away from me #mccullum you're next

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Dr. Reid: *kills a Guard of Priwen* lmao

Also Dr. Reid: *kills a rat* I can’t believe I’m doing this,,,,, this is,,,, despicable,,,, I have this,,, thirst,,, for blood,,,,

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o hell damn it’s ya boy jonathan 

been super enjoying watching @su-wan play this i couldn’t resist drawing this lovely vampire doctor ♥

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you've set the table for a snake and wonder why there's venom in your food

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Time for an acsalon club meeting my immortal dudes

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Hi! Hope you're well! Can you please do some parody doodles for the endings f Vampyr? Or perhaps the ending leak of Fallout 76 (you fight a big dragon)? Thank you! 💜

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*the opening to "Careless Whisper* plays softly in the background*

MCCULLUM CAN SMILE

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