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our new puppy Beau just ran up to me jumped in my lap and was like “hello I am here to let you know that I am Mysteriously Wet with an Unknown Liquid” and that was the most peak dog owner thing that’s happened since we got him

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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

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the urge to redo my tumblr theme is increasing rapidly.

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Please be wary of imposing things that have worked as good spiritual habits for you onto the lives of other people as law.

I'm afraid even the best teachers and pastors have done this but it's precisely because these habits were born out of sincere desire that it worked for them, and it's admirable to have strong self discipline and dedication and wish to share such habits as ideas with other people but please don't let anyone tell you that you are sinning if you don't:

Read the bible at a specific time of day

Read through the whole bible every year

Never miss church ever (even if you're sick)

Schedule your travel so that you never miss church

Avoid being in a room alone with someone of the opposite sex

Have a bible that's literally physically in bad repair

Many, many other things I've heard people speak as if they were law

#faith #!!!!

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i had a joke about orpheus and eurydice but looking back it wasn't a good idea

#NO #orpheus and eurydice

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Egg mass of a conical moonsnail illuminated by the moon. ©Kandy Curran

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A pike jumped out of the water likely chasing prey and got stuck in a branch and died. Now, a bird has made a nest in its mouth. One of the most interesting things I’ve seen.

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Never date a musician because you could say something like "I think if you fixed your sleep schedule you might feel better" and they would respond with "baby, now and then don't you just want to wake up dark as a lake? Smelling like a bonfire? Lost in a haze?"

#hozier

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I’m not shy, I’m just not a people person. I don’t like most people and I’m barely a person. it’s called being socially awkward and I’m really good at it.

#em has thoughts #disregard me I’m thinking outloud and then posting it for all the internet to see

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Join the Re: Drac book club (aka discord server). Link is good for 7 days unless the bots find it first.

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OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:

(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)

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in my media I need characters that feel like a mirror because I need to understand myself through the other and characters that feel like a best friend because media never changes or leaves but people do and either way all you’re left with is stories

#em has thoughts #chewing on drywall rn #don’t mind this bit of angst I am actually fine I’m just having Thoughts

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got something to celebrate my dear friend Jonathan going on his little trip ! ♡

#I got the same one for my yearly read!!

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inspired by the high country at night

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list of mammals that are bugs

1. jerboa.

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The only AI-generated art I will accept: