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Starbucks funded the police in Atlanta so here’s their recipes

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lil ears

(via)

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Trying

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stopppp everyone absolutely needs to see this

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I love how irrelevant tumblr is. like no celebrities on here, no colleagues or family on here, no one’s famous off tumblr or making money, tbh no ones even updating the site like is there even any staff? who knows? it’s bliss

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Imp: Skitter told me that capsaicin makes your mouth feel like it's burning because it increases your nerve sensitivity to heat, and menthol works by doing the same thing to cold.

Imp: So if I eat a habañero pepper and then chew a bunch of breath mints they'll cancel each other out and I'll be fine.

[later]

Imp: Hey, guess what hellfire tastes like.

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Grue: Where were you? We’ve been worried sick that you were out doing something… well, stupid.

Tattletale: Actually, we took it for granted that you were doing something stupid. We’ve just been wondering how stupid this particular event would turn out to be. So, what is it? Did you assassinate the mayor? Upturn another gang singlehandedly? Steal a weapon out of Miss Militia’s hands?

Skitter: I killed Alexandria

[stunned silence]

Tattletale: …You know, you’d think that by now we’d have learned not to underestimate her.

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Like, ya know. Nyaa.

I really like drawing these monstrous people just hanging out doing non-serial killer things.

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Tattletale: The doctor said I only have four days to live.

Skitter: You’re sick?

Tattletale: No, she just doesn’t like me.

Panacea, in the distance: I’M GONNA FUCK YOU UP ON TUESDAY

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cape name categories:

extremely generic: hero, marquis, trickster, gallant

extremely literal: biter, shielder, lung, clairvoyant

tempting fate: vikare (icarus)

is that your cape name or real name?: grace, victor, jack (slash), dinah alcott, august prince, felix swoop, gregor (the snail)

dorky: glory girl, kid win, mouse protector, strapping lad

seriously?: hatchet face, chubster, wanton, leet

clearly wanted to be a fantasy protagonist: shatterbird, sundancer, crane the harmonius

same but for sci-fi: laserdream, raymancer, lightstar, professor haywire

embarrassing mixup waiting to happen: nix and nyx, othala and othello

the what-now?: grue, parian, rime, sere

puns: clockblocker, damsel of distress, assault (and battery), agnes court

unpronounceable: glastick uwenei glaistaig uaoinye the faerie queen

moose: a terrifying and noble creature

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Dragon: We’re having a child

Taylor: Aww yay, congr-

Defiant, slamming adoption papers on the table: It’s you, sign here

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Skitter: it’s not illegal.

Officer: *staring into her car’s trunk which is full of bees* it’s just.....there’s so many-

Skitter: but it’s not illegal.

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“Among us” is a wonderful way to show the fallibility of eyewitness accounts.

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I love this.