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me after drinking coffee

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I slice into the gender reveal cake. It's layered brown and beige. The people stare at me with abject horror as they realise

#guys help my child is a noctua fan #this is not okay

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reblog so your followers won’t forget to drink water

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Fun fact!

Spatulas have been banned in 16 countries in the European Union following the assassination of Jeremy Clarkson

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Fun Fact!

The original punchline of the joke "What's the deal with airline food" is "It's trying to hijack your stomach to go to the bathroom!" This comes from the fact that before 9/11, plane hijackings were usually because the hijackers wished to go to a different destination then was intended and not for terrorist reasons!

#fun facts