cryptoidantagonist

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Abolish the comic book industrial complex 🙂

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yes yes acts of violence often evoke eroticism and stabbing someone is potent penetration imagery but sometimes when i kill someone it's just because i want them to die

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

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Thinking about when CG was used exactly one time in the entirety of spongebobs pre-movie 3 season run

Like, they could’ve easily just had him instantaneously burst through the wall and get roughly the same joke across, but the fact the writers wanted him to slowly push through the wall like that SO BADLY that they went out of their way to implement the cg effect to do so is so fucking funny to me fndmmsmsms

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cmon child safety lid you know it's me

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place your bets on your phone now: did etho give in to scott’s “if you want to keep playing mcc you have to start streaming”, or did scott give in to etho’s “if you want me in mcc you have to let me not stream”? did the unstoppable force or the immovable object succeed first? is etho’s setup even capable of streaming,

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caliborn has so many choice lines i can’t even be mad like

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Hey runners (and walkers)! Thought this might be helpful :)

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I was born at a very young age.  I’ve been alive for as long as i can remember, and I hope to continue living until I die.

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peak misa and light dynamic is them being the most fucked up duo comedy act on earth.

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I don't know what paddington is doing on that list, but it made me think of the time someone drew a picture of the queen with paddington after she died, and we had scores of people losing their minds at the idea that paddington bear wasn't the same kind of communist as them

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Mr bonzo and Alice (prolly)

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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

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Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

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my friends are inventing brand new cutting-edge horrible psychic beam attacks against me specifically.

ive been assigned jake btw.

#the friend who sent this to me has been labled dave #and our mutual friend who has been labled dirk is going to be my roommate next year. #if this helps. as if this changes anything.