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Alastor: I made tea.

Husk: I don’t want tea.

Alastor: I didn’t make it for you. This is my tea.

Husk: then why are you telling me?

Alastor: it’s a conversation starter.

Husk: that is a lousy conversation starter.

Alastor: oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate!

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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) IMDb Trivia

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2019

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I thought he looked very Ben Affleck smoking reaction image core in the drawing I posted earlier, so I got the urge to draw this.

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imagine: you are chilling in front you your house getting high. along comes an old family friend who you last saw when you were six, you are now in your 50s. after a brief convo where he is kind of a dick to you, he’s like damn you’ve changed :/. and your like yeah bestie it’s been five decades why the fuck are you here. he leaves. later that night a shit ton of people show up and trash your house. just throw and absolute rager. halfway through the family friend from earlier shows up. he announces in full earshot of everyone that he wants you to come with him to rob a bank. you of course say wtf??? one of the people who broke into your house calls you a pussy. another person shoves you a contract which declares if you get shot robbing the bank they will not pay for your funeral. you pass out. when you wake up you find the contract on your table and your house almost completely back to normal. you stare at the contract for a moment and decide, fuck it this is just as a good a midlife crisis than anything.

this is what happened to bilbo baggins

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𝚈𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢, 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝? 𝙽𝚘! 𝙷𝚞𝚑?! 𝙸'𝚖 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛.

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I feel like what Vincent Charbonneau from dead plate did makes a fuckton of sense once you realize his love language is like mine in that “I feel the need to feed the people I care about” sort of way.

Like I feel like his love language is basically acts of service from the fact he’s constantly giving Rody leftovers to the fact he gave Rody an umbrella so he wouldn’t get soaked.

So the progression of him making a meal out of Rody’s ex and feeding it to him makes much more sense in that way. Like he wants a dish made with love to give to Rody so his food makes him happy. It’s the honest to god chef’s urge to do that.

It also makes the fact he’s so devastated by the fact Rody didn’t even want the girlfriend steak or any food he made him make sense. I’d be devastated too bruh fr.

What I’m saying is Vincent is absolutely down bad for the buff ginger lad

Also I find it notable he doesn’t try to eat Rody until after he finds out the horrid truth. However, I won’t rant about that on this post as I think we all know Vincent is yandere af.

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🖤💜 Happy international asexuality day! 🖤💜🐀

Asexuality is the lack of sexual attraction to others, or low or absent interest in or desire for sexual activity 🖤💜

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every todobaku scene 157/?

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the rise and fall of donquixote doflamingo

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DEAD PLATE

Studio Investigrave ON TOP !

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unfunny dead plate joke🚢🚢🚢🤫

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Stupids 😋😋😋