may your 2024 be vampiric and homoerotic
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A blonde boyfriend is a novelty item similar to a cake pop or sea monkeys
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Magic the Gathering tip: spread peace and love by kissing your opponents full on the lips whenever you win
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Microdosing on executive function by completing tasks in video games
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i love being friends with bitches who won’t shut up. i never know what to talk about. please tell me your whole life story and then infodump to me about warrior cats or greek history
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“I want what she’s on.” The spectrum??
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would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no
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i am at the very beginning of the rest of my life. this truth will not change with age
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Happy Birthday Hatsune Miku.
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Today in History: December 14. The Bush shoeing incident
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i talk a lot about mens tits but please know that this blog is also in support of mens ass, mens thighs, mens tummies, and mens waists/hips
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does squid game need a season 2? does russian doll? cant endings just remain narratively ambiguous for significant thematic reasons without arguing the necessity for expansion? can’t a show be great without netflix renewing it for profit until it is no longer great? might seasons 2 of these shows actually have artistic merit and strengthen their narratives and i am just apprehensive for no reason because i am paranoid and a hater? am i pretty? am i a pretty girl? and other questions i ask myself at 5 in the morning instead of sleeping
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[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]
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