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IT'S HERE!! My kickstarter is now live!!

Anodize-Diaphonize is a glow-in-the-dark enamel pin series of diaphonized wet specimens. The pins will be soft enamel and anodized rainbow metal!

The initial funding goal is for four pins, but more will unlock as stretch goals as funding increases!

Give a look! And if you could spread the word that would mean the world to me!

#reblog #signal boosting on this account!! supporting me friend #not gw2

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my toons on gw2, shady human thief sukma and anger vari mesmer sulestari; they are competing for trahearne’s attention

#reblog #JBSNKSKSKSNS #OP UR INDONESIAN GIVES ME LIFE… #sdh lama sekali aku ngak ngomong bahasa indo

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my trammander is just comprised of dad puns 

trahearne: “komandan, komandan! buah buah apa yang keliatan mirip risen?” sukma: “buah apa tuh?” trahearne: “buah al-pucat xixixixi” sukma: “xixixixixixi bizza azza!”

#reblog #JBSJSKSJS #AWFUL TY

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Do you ever become mutuals with someone you share an intense interest with and it becomes this limbo of "I want to be your friend SO fucking bad but I'll eat a shoe before dm-ing first"

#reblogging for...reasons

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Imagine the shenanigans ranger commanders must go through with their pets

Like, a pet's a pet regardless of whether or not it's saved your life in battle against primordial forces, regardless of the ability to meld minds or wills.

Imagine hearing the Commander, fabled hero, losing their gods damn shit with their pet, a beloved hero in their own right. You're walking by and suddenly some juvenile dragon goes skittering across your path, happy as a clam, while the most vile insults are hurled from the Commanders home, as they detail how they spent the whole afternoon deep cleaning their pets room/area, buying new toys, setting up enrichment pieces, only to see their pet about to throw up on the nice rug, try to chase them outside before they did that, only for the animal to throw up all over some furniture they just cleaned in the animals room

meanwhile a dragon most asura can use as a mount is just off to go find more trash to eat, happy there's nothing to fight and their stomachs not sore anymore

#reblog #imagine having a fern hound who can and WILL start chewing on things or physically dragging you places #getting into the stupidest situations

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asking all the sylvari commanders of gw2 tumblr what they think of rain. do they sit under a leaf and wait for it to go away. do they dance in the rain even. do they slurp it up like a cactus. so many questions

#reblog #var loves rain!! dances in it #no matter how hard it’s pouring #or what she’s wearing #canach will have to drag her back in like a wet cat

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YOU TAKE THAT BACK

if you ever talk to me and I’ve got like really good punctuation and stuff and sound very professional

it’s because I’m tyrna sound Cool and am panicking to the nth degree

#sole i am and always have been a cryptid #u tho? #ur an amazing writer and artist and just such an integral part of the gw2 fandom #without which the fandom would feel a little emptier #you’re a great friend and person and I shake u by the shoulders #U ARE AMAZING AND I ADMIRE U A LOT GET THE WORD IDIOT OUT OF UR MOUTH DO NOT PASS GO DO NOT COLLECT TWO HUNDRED

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if you ever talk to me and I’ve got like really good punctuation and stuff and sound very professional

it’s because I’m tyrna sound Cool and am panicking to the nth degree

#reblog #wait #hold on a second #[checks our dms real quick]

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Catch me falling off the stairs in the departing instance and dying

#gw2 #guild wars 2 #ooc

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[looks longingly at this makeover]

#ooc #AAAAA #I wanna make varellias BLUE

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Ive had years of hoarding and inactivity to make my inventory an UTTER mess that made my friend have an aneurysm on vc

Today in Cryptid plays gw2 again: my friend wails in horror and outrage at the state of my inventory

#ooc #CRYPTID WHY DO YOU HAVE 36 STACKS OF THAT #CRYPTID WHY HAVENT U OPENED ANY OF THOSE BOXES #CRYPTID ARE THOSE… 3 BLACK LION KEYS #are black lion keys valuable? #HELLO???? CRYPTID?????! YES THEY FUCKING ARE

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Today in Cryptid plays gw2 again: my friend wails in horror and outrage at the state of my inventory

#ooc

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I just realized that sylvari Whispers characters essentially lose all but one of their personal story pals by the end of the story, practically all they have left is Caithe.

Tybalt, Demmi, and Trahearne have all died. Practically in their arms. In scenarios where they can sit and wonder if they'd been quicker, stronger, smarter. Used the brains Tybalt and Demmi always said they had in there somewhere, buried under the recklessness. They've lost everyone they knew all with them being within arms reach

#reblog #y u p #varellias is CLINGING to Caithe like a lifeline

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#it me

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Heyo!! Updated my commissions sheet a bit!! If you’re interested in some fun arts feel free to send me a message!!

#WILL SMITHS #reblog

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@hedjeroo I just found your au and this was all I could think

#gw2 #guild wars 2 #trahearne #mortal scions #mortal scions au #forgive me I was doodling this on shitty hotel paper

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I liveeee

#kinda #somewhat #man its been. awhile #i have been DEAD #Real life grabbed me by the throat and shook #BUT #I may be getting more active agai #hopefully! #anyway i love yall hope the gw2 fandom has been doing okay #i got a rundown from a friend so. how emotionally devastated are we today lads