reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about
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Twitter LGBTs are so sanitized it’s embarrassing
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how is the cat ‘No’ ?
he just Is
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Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”
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he saw his reflection for the first time
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cuz everytime we touch i get this feeling
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would yall be interested in cd themed sticker sheets based off the ghost albums?
i’m currently working on the meliora one :)
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mission status report: all systems are in the green. because of the slime, which is green
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